I DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE 200 incorrect quotes, starring Technoblade and Friends

[COMPLETED] --- [EDITED; no longer containing content with Technoblade] Dream, the most popular gay porn star. George, a poor young man who's part time bartender and part time thief. Dropped out of college so he can get a job to pay for the overpriced medical bills for his sick grandma, who's his only family. When George gets fired from his one and only job, Dream offers him a new one. What George wasn't expecting was cameras being pointed at him and Dream, as they made out on a bed. WARNINGS: NSFW / R18 / Mature Content [Read with caution- you have been warned]

Clay and George are somehow sucked into Minecraft. While trying to figure out how to escape, Clay is taken over by a strange force. George is left to fend for himself, his only hope being that defeating the ender dragon will take him back to real life. But what about his best friend (who might be more than just a friend)? *Notice*: I am using the personas/characters that George and Dream portray on YouTube, and I respect their lives and decisions. After all, they're some of my favorite creators. How could I not? If at any point they say that shipping/fanfic makes them overly uncomfortable and is straining their relationship, this story will be taken down immediately. I want their friendship to keep being happy, and I don't want something as dumb as a Minecraft YouTuber fanfic to come in between them. ^TLDR: this is a fan /fiction/ that shouldn't be taken seriously. It's purely for entertainment; read it if you want, and if anything makes you uncomfy, I encourage you to click off :) Started: 3/15/20 Ended: 4/20/20

George and Dream have always been good friends - bonding over plugins and Minecraft and YouTube. However, George begins to feel something...different. Different feelings for Dream. A feeling in the pit of his stomach when Dream calls out his name. George is afraid to admit this. How could he, anyway? NOTE: Contains a bit of angst and some violence

[#1 in "skephalo" - 10/06/2019] [#1 in "minecraft" -02/06/2020] (cover is drawn by kokoacat on instagram) Zak, nicknamed Skeppy, is a popular baseball boy at North West High School. Darryl, nicknamed BadBoyHalo, is a nerdy senior at North West High School. All it takes is one moment for both of their lives to collide. ~ NO SMUT but skeppy is the sub in this story lol sorry for those who prefer him to be more of a dom

The zombie apocalypse has been going on for over a year now, with new and improved monsters showing up at every turn. Zak is a 19-year-old survivor who, until meeting Darryl, believed he was the last man standing. Darryl, a 24-year-old monster hunter, lives for the thrill of the chase. He never expected to meet Zak, an inexperienced kid during the apocalypse. Life is a game of survival now, will this dynamic duo make it? -cover art by @zoithart on twitter

"--with a love so sweet it makes me sad." completed as of august 4th 2019 ••• *please know this was just for fun and in no way is trying to harass bbh or skeppy. i love them very much as youtubers and i do know that they are just friends :^)

Onde Bokuto pega emprestado o carro do pai e convida Akaashi para uma viagem sem rumo. Imagens da capa e do capítulo não me pertencem, creditos ao artista: https://twitter.com/circus_usagi

Ein einfaches Buch, wo sich ein schwuler polyamorie Junge ohne Hobbys sich zusammen mit Anderen über die dummen Sätze der homophoben/transphoben Hater aufregt uwu Beispiele: ,,Gott hat Adam und Eva geschaffen!" ,,Dir sieht man schon voll an, dass du schwul bist..." - jemand zu einer Person in Klamotten die nicht darauf andeuten ,,Sowas gehört zu einem Psychiater!" ,,Du bist und bleibst das Geschlecht als das du geboren wurdest!" ,,Transgender sind sooooo unhygienisch 🤢🤮🤮🤮" ,,Bisexuelle sind nur verwirrt ob sie homosexuell oder hetero sind" ,,Es gibt keine Vergewaltigungen/sexuellen Missbräuche zwischen Mann und Mann und Frau und Frau!" Ja... Und noch weitere Dummheit. Viel mehr Dummheit... Ihr werdet hier komplett den Glauben an die Menschheit verlieren... Ihr habt es schon? Gut, dann werdet ihr es hier noch mehr tun. Falls das irgendwie möglich ist... Oder so... WICHTIG: 1. Es gibt hier Ironie 2. Es gibt hier I r o n i e 3. Lest das Buch nicht wenn ihr keine Ironie versteht 4. Cover by @MandoDaTurtle, danke du tuhle Tomate ;3;