Have you ever been in a insulting fight with someone, but you end up not having a insult to use or a comeback to use? Well, you'll need to read this book. This book has a bunch of: Jokes Insults Comebacks Pick Up Lines Racist Jokes Sometimes theory's Warning: some of these jokes, insults, and comebacks may be offensive to some people so if you are easily butt hurt I don't suggest you read this. Mostly insults and comebacks. Post are published daily, if not means I'm busy or to lazy to write

✨ This is basically a joke book but only insults and combacks❗ I hope you enjoy this book 😍 "Private Message" me or "Comment" some you want me to use, if its not used in my book already or close to any. If I use it you'll get a shoutout too! ✨ 600k views ✨ ✨ 20k votes ✨ ✨ 2k comments ✨ 👅 Highest rank 👅 #27 in Goal 💖 Get me up to 1M views guys?? 🔐💚 ? Share, Vote, Comment ? PS. i wrote this book when i was 15. // i'm 22 now.

Sarcastic comebacks

The adventures of the QED Club continue as the Moriarty mystery thickens. Looking for VOLUME 1? Read it here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/55259614-project-loki-volume-1 Looking for VOLUME 3? Read it here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/101604752-project-loki-volume-3

Moving to Pampanga to start anew, Lorelei Rios only wants to focus on her new life and live in peace. But when she crosses paths with the ever-mysterious Loki Mendez, she's suddenly dragged into a world of mysteries, changing her life in ways she didn't expect. *** Joining a detective club is the last thing on high school student Lorelei Rios' mind. However, after being pressured into joining the QED Club by the cold and mysterious Loki Mendez, she unexpectedly finds herself solving mysteries one after another. As they tackle cases and work to decode puzzles and codes, Lorelei realizes that her high school life will never be the same. But when lives and safety are suddenly at risk, can Lorelei and Loki find the courage to face the challenges ahead? Or will their pasts impact their present, causing them to lose focus and ultimately fail?

in which I teach you how to do deductions like sherlock holmes

This is for people who like, talk, and breathe sarcasm it's not for people who can't take a joke at all and are boring people irl

"Hating people consume a lot of energy I just pretend they are dead" "Sarcasm is how I hug" " I wasn't this sarcastic , it took many years dealing with assholes to become this good at it." Here : sarcastic comment remarks comebacks are served fresh daily .

Ai Habara and Conan Edogawa are both shrunken teens. Cause? APTX 4869. A drug designed to kill people without leaving a trace. Shiho Miyano, tired of being used by the Organization, decided to commit suicide by consuming the drug she made, but instead of dying, she found herself shrinking to a 7-year-old kid. Shinichi Kudo, after seeing two suspicious men in black, decided ti go after them but because of his unawareness of the danger that is about to happen to him, he too, has shrunk into a 7-year old kid because of the same drug that Shiho Miyano consumed. Two people destined to meet, no matter what they do, fate will keep on intertwining these two, and fate is unavoidable. So what else can they do but stick together as they try to strike down the cause of their misery? But, as they spend more time with each other, will something else bloom? An Ai Haibara x Edogawa Conan fanfiction Disclaimer: I do not own Detective Conan nor the characters in the story and most of the cases I used here (except for the characters I made up and some cases-- which will come later in the story) ABANDONED

The son of the famous detective in the world. A star player of Cornerstone Academy's basketball team. He's known for being clever. Obsessed sa mga mystery riddles at isang bookworm. Siya si Spencer Quijano. Sikat siya sa school dahil sa husay niya sa basketball. hanggang sa isang araw....... Napilitan siyang tumulong sa paglutas ng isang kaso na kinasasangkutan ng kaniyang basketball coach at doon niya na-diskubre na kaya pala niyang maging isang Detective. Dahil dito, siya ay nakilala bilang mahusay na pinaka-batang detective at mas nahumaling siya sa paglutas ng kaso. Ngunit dahil sa pagiging detective niya, nawawalan siya ng oras sa kaniyang bestfriend na si Irish, na matagal na niyang gusto. Mabigyan kaya niya ng atensyon ang kaniyang nararamdaman, o kakalimutan na lang niya ito para sa isang gawaing sa kaniya'y nakaatang? Maaari nga bang magkaroon ng magandang love life ang isang taong itinakda ng tadhanang maging isang detective? ENJOY READING!!!!!