•Highest Rank: #1 in comebacks• My Jokes and Comebacks are not mine. They are from the internet unless I say I made it up. Please check out my other stories and please don't get offended by this, this is just for a laugh. Mature for language.

*WARNING* This book will either make you want to bash your head on a table or knee slap :) Read if you're sad, mad, happy, pissed, tired, bored, curious or feeling anything in general, (and if you're like me and don't have a soul, still read). P.S If you don't read, you'll make the cute dog on the cover sad. You don't want to do that, do you?

A book filled with amusing funny come backs and insults.

**EDITING IN PROCESS* IT'S ALL ABOUT BTS AND ONLY BTS !!! Ranked #2 in BTS jokes . MEMES INCLUDED

"are you serious?" -in which a girl despised going to school because of one name. jeon jungkook.

*cover created by biaswrecker_tae start & end: 2014-2015 (I was like 13 when this was written lol that's why it's... interesting -2020 me).

It all starts when 2 complete strangers met.. Kim Ah Ra And Jeon Jungkook

Jeon Jungkook has always been against the thought of marriage, of relationships, of kids. He's never wanted to settle down or commit. As he always said, "People are stupid, and I hate most of them." Kim Seokjin took this to heart, and he formed something with his trembling, bruised fingers that he hoped Jungkook would grow to love. [ cross-posted to aff under 'ExoHistory ]

What happens when 7 good looking boy gets transferred to your school & you make a bet with one of them ? What will it lead too well I don't know Read too find out.. SIDE NOTE: this was requested by a reader for it to be slightly Similar to heart strings. INSPIRED by heart strings. Also this story was written when I was 14 and I'm 17 now! one day I'll make it so it doesn't sound to cliche lol

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her? ****** Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. [[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]] The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33) Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.