"I have enhanced brainwave activity, dumbasses. I'm the soul human being on planet of dogs." "And the English translation is...?" Klaus asks with scrunched eyebrows. "She's saying that she's better than us... than we'll ever be." Five clenched his jaw and stared into her eyes. --------- As you can see, this is a Five x Reader, I really like the character and the actor so I thought I'd give this a shot! Have fun kids! (DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THR CHARACTERS OR SOME OF THE PLOT, I ONLY OWN THE CHARACTERS NOT FOUND WITHIN THE TV SHOW OR COMICS AND THE SAME GOES FOR THE STORY)

That's one badass stapler Started: March 29 2019

(Mostly Klaus, Five and Diego 'cause they're my faves) 1•Luther is an ass 2•Diego is a precious child who needs to be protected 3•Allison is a bit of a bitch, but she tried her best 4•Klaus is also a precious child who needs a hug 5•Five... touch him and I will kill you 6•Ben deserved better, but he's a big mood 7•Vanya is my daughter now

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•~• Short stories, One-Shots, Preferences, Imagines •~•

*COMPLETED* (read the rewritten version on my page!) "𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮." (most dialogue credited to the writers of The Umbrella Academy)

𝐼𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑇𝑈𝐴 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑖𝑡, 𝑜𝑘𝑎𝑦. 𝑌𝑜𝑢'𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘 𝑚𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟, 𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑜𝑛'𝑡. • ʟ ᴜ ᴛ ʜ ᴇ ʀ ʜ ᴀ ʀ ɢ ʀ ᴇ ᴇ ᴠ ᴇ s • ᴅ ɪ ᴇ ɢ ᴏ ʜ ᴀ ʀ ɢ ʀ ᴇ ᴇ ᴠ ᴇ s • ᴋ ʟ ᴀ ᴜ s ʜ ᴀ ʀ ɢ ʀ ᴇ ᴇ ᴠ ᴇ s • ғ ɪ ᴠ ᴇ ʜ ᴀ ʀ ɢ ʀ ᴇ ᴇ ᴠ ᴇ s • ʙ ᴇ ɴ ʜ ᴀ ʀ ɢ ʀ ᴇ ᴇ ᴠ ᴇ s 𝐸𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦 ♡ ₁ᴷ - ₀₆/₂₁/₁₉ ᴅɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ|ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴡɴ ᴀɴʏ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜᴍʙʀᴇʟʟᴀ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs 2020 | ɪɴᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ʙʏ @𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚏𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚢𝚝𝚎𝚊

𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 | ❝i was about to have my menopause! do i really need to go through all that stuff again?❞ -in which number eight, a telekinetic badass does her best to save her family from the apocalypse, without realizing that the witch living in her body is slowly manifesting. (FIVE HARGREEVES X fem!OC) (SEASON ONE-) (THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY FF) (COMPLETED JULY 20 2019) (cover by @-jasontodd) CWTHINGS 2019 prepare for a whirlwind of emotions.

This story has summits fluffs imagines preferences and so much more an Aidan Nicky and Five story

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