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I'm not trying to attack and offend people in any way here. So let's just get that out of the way. If you're like me, you probably read stories for... well... the story. But a problem arises and ruins the experience when you run into titles like 'ABUSED AND NEGLECTED READER' or '(Insert female character here) X BROTHER READER' or many things alike. Those were just two things on the top of my head when writing this description, but the list goes on. So if you want to grab a drink and vent about annoying writing tropes, this is the place.

Just a fun little rant book I wanted to make full of stuff that really bothers me in stories. DISCLAIMER: The point of this book is for me to vent about weird things I find in stories and for you to laugh at those things! If you are guilty of doing some of the things you see then do not worry, I have no personal problem with you. Just come and laugh at it with us!

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❝ If you are one of the people who made another account just to vote on your own book, read this because you are not the only one. ❞ I've been on Wattpad since 2013, and believe me when I say I discovered a lot. - cover design by @Milochondria - © 2020 walkingecho Highest ranking: #1 tips #1 strategies #1 hacks #2 rants