me shitposting with state- and countryhumans

help im dead imside

To Build A Home

There is no other way to describe a situation like the one at hand than sheer dumb luck. Just under one Earth year ago, a high ranking Blade operative had been sent undercover on a scouting trip. One enforced by Emperor Zarkon. Their goal; to find the five lions of Voltron. Things really could not possibly be worse th...

Mechanical Gods (lgbtq+)

THE YEAR IS 2050. Human-like androids have become integrated into society and every household, becoming part of our daily lives. They look exactly like us from the pigment of their artificial skin to every follicle of their hair. They protect. They serve. They obey. They learn. Tyler North is a struggling young photo...

I've Had Enough

"I've had ENOUGH!" Flug threw the beaker of acid onto the floor. The floor sizzling was the only sound throughout the lab. "I've had enough of this shit." Rapid and angry footsteps now sounded throughout the lab followed by a slamming door.

Took Me By Surprise (Paperhat)

This is based off the song Took Me By Surprise (obviously) By Maria Mena. BlackHat is pushing Dr. Flug to the brink of insanity. No matter what the Doctor does it doesn't seem to be enough. The worst part is that BlackHat doesn't seem to understand what he's doing wrong. The Dr. seems to finally snap. (This Gets Muc...

Funny/ awesome Countryhumans videos

These videos don't belong to me! They belong to their rightful owners!!!!!

Incorrect countryhumans quotes because I have nothing better to do

Honestly the title is enough of an explanation in itself. I'm probably going to regret this. Also I wanna make it clear that these quotes are just for fun. They aren't meant to be taken seriously or offend anyone.

Art book and I do request and dares

I need something I do in my spare time besides writing my stories.

What if... (3rd life one-shots, read desc)

What if is focused mainly on the minecraft series 3rd life, an SMP which its player's goal is to make it to the end. If you haven't checked it out, please go and watch it as this book contains major spoilers of the series. This book contains an alternative ending to 3rd life; I take an event on the server and change t...

Dream Team ◇Robin Hood AU◇ *Completed*

King Philza gone to war, leaving his kingdom in the hands off his older brother, Jschlatt and leaving his only sons behind, what can go wrong? Everything. Jschlatt used his power as king to drive more money from the poor and to himself. The eldest of the sons, did everything he could to protect his siblings from Jsc...

Gil x Harry One-Shots

The title says it all.

Help Me... Human! Will Cipher x (reader)

Will Cipher x (reader) I've wanted to do this for a while! Thanks for reading! Story has been completed! (y/n) (l/n) has lived in Reverse Falls all her life. She had parents who loved her so much and lived in a house in the woods. But what happens when a catastrophic turn of events has her living on her own to fend f...