My mom dropped me when I was little😕
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Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩 by artsy_h0e28
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how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋
Shrek X Obama by soda4shan
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Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.
Is this love? { Barack Obama + Harry Styles } by hobama4eva
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Barack Obama was a guest judge on the X Factor. Harry Styles was a dashing young contestant. Harry Styles may not have won the contest, but he won Barack's heart. *highest ranking: #1 in Barack Obama and #1 in Hobama, more importantly: #1 in your heart*
Garlic bread x reader by Chinesesomemilk
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basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you
That Vegan Teacher X Reader by thatmossybank
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you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...
a super seggsy love story (alvin x levi ackerman) by 0profstein0
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My friend (Vikki) wrote the story and i did the cover and gave ideas :3 I am so sorry for what you're about to read 😃
I Found the Lamb Sauce (Gordon Ramsay x Reader) by boxesareforwinners
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You can actually cook, good for you. Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay. And now you're 27 with no say in this. --- You glanced over at the other contestants. They're all professionals. A sweat formed onto your face. As the food you have to cook was slowly revealed, you wondered about the challenge.
Apple And Samsung's Love Story by allonoidextremee
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In the year 2011, a smartphone battle began. It all started when Samsung copied apple's Iphone this story based on a true story: google it!: supplier of apple(find samsung in the list) a6 processor (wikipedia) samsung creates 200 people for apple (search)
Magic by buttman3000
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you wake up one night to find Adam sandler in your room. sexiness entails ;3
Vegan Teacher x Kageyama by forbidden_love_1
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Kageyama falls in love with the Vegan Teacher. No harm done right?