how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Barack Obama was a guest judge on the X Factor. Harry Styles was a dashing young contestant. Harry Styles may not have won the contest, but he won Barack's heart. *highest ranking: #1 in Barack Obama and #1 in Hobama, more importantly: #1 in your heart*

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...

My friend (Vikki) wrote the story and i did the cover and gave ideas :3 I am so sorry for what you're about to read 😃

You can actually cook, good for you. Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay. And now you're 27 with no say in this. --- You glanced over at the other contestants. They're all professionals. A sweat formed onto your face. As the food you have to cook was slowly revealed, you wondered about the challenge.

In the year 2011, a smartphone battle began. It all started when Samsung copied apple's Iphone this story based on a true story: google it!: supplier of apple(find samsung in the list) a6 processor (wikipedia) samsung creates 200 people for apple (search)

you wake up one night to find Adam sandler in your room. sexiness entails ;3

Kageyama falls in love with the Vegan Teacher. No harm done right?