I own none of these characters No magic au. Severus Snape is a poor boy who grew up in an abusive home. At the age of 9 he meets his best friend and future partner in crime Lily Evans. During their teen years the meet a group of boys who call themselves the Marauders. At the age of 16 Severus commits his first murder by killing his father with the help of Lily. Tobias's death was labeled a heart attack and from there Severus's life of crime began with Lily at his side. There's no relationships in this au, no one falls in love, there is only friendship.

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

Step One: Get Kidnapped Step Two: Freak Out a Little Step Three: Learn More about Him Step Four: Fall in Love with Kidnapper in Some Shitty Stockholm Syndrome Shit Virgil doesn't even remember what happened. He remembered going for a walk, then a face, then it all went black, and the next thing he knew, he was tied up in the basement of a serial killer. But as Virgil gets to know him, he learns something about Logan that makes him seem not so bad after all...

It's a story.

Virgil Grey was given an assignment from is Sociology teacher Mx.Jones. It was their version of a penpal but with a phone instead. After being late to chose a number Virgil was given a number from the teacher's own contacts. Will Virgil succeed in his assignment and pass the class or will he give up? #2 - humanau 9/2/19 #1~ Prinxiety 10/16/19 (cover by @RomanThePrince )

-Highest #616 in Fanfiction- 3.10.18 Mistake 1: Thomas makes a group chat. Mistake 2: He puts his sides in it. (Completed)