no plot, just stupidity

"I...I love you" "I love you too. But I love me more."

your new lord and savior

Stay holy

A message from your Holy Father.

Welp

Hi I'm the in the closet gay, Most of this is really kinky and will scar you read at ur own risk XD (Its not that bad)

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Bork Bork Bork

fuk me, daddy, till I scream hallelujah