These are just a bunch of f*cked-up jokes. So if you have a dark sense of humor, then go ahead and read this junk. If you get offended by these jokes: 1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 and 2 are lies. 4. You're a p*ssy. Nah, Jk, I understand if you don't like my jokes. x3

Dark jokes

"You couldn't handle this pussy if I just gave it to you...you gotta work for it" Germany is a beautiful black stripper who is willing to do anything to get her mom out the hood. Suddenly she is given an offer by this billionaire that she just met that could possibly change her life. Will she take the offer and fall in love or is she in it to win it. Well you'll just have to read and see Previously "𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕚𝕣𝕝 𝕀 𝕎𝕚𝕤𝕙 𝕀 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕖𝕥"

Althea There's no way a handsome billionaire would pay money for me. I'm mousey and look like I stepped right out of the nerd brigade. It's not like the guys were beating down my door, so I figured I'd sell my virginity for some extra cash. At first, I thought the website was a scam. But when a handsome stranger shows up at my work in a limo and demands that I come with him, I'm swept off my feet...and not in the way I expected. Gavin There's a rare innocence about her I haven't seen before. When I buy her virginity from the website, I think it's going to be cut and dry. But she's more than a business transaction, and she's damn sure letting me know it. Now I find myself chasing a girl who was supposed to be my subservient little housewife. I'll make her bend to my will, though. All it should take is exposing her to pleasures she never knew existed. Let the games begin... Heat level: Smokin' Hot VirginsforSale.com is a 35,000 word romance about a girl who bit off more than she could chew when she tried to sell her virginity on a website. It features a dominant billionaire, a bratty virgin, and some intense between the sheets action. Happily ever after guaranteed.

Incipience (\in-ˈsi-pē-ən(t)s), noun: the act or process of bringing or being brought into existence. The meteors came without warning. Hundreds of thousands of them came raining down to the Earth, but they did little damage to the planet itself. It's the people that they brought ruin to. Upon impact, the meteors combusted into this fine powder that saturated the planet in its entirety. Within a few weeks, billions grew weak, millions were sick, and hundreds of thousands were dead. That's when they came. These beings from across the stars, the Inovarians, landed on the UN's front lawn with technology capable of fixing the planet within a few weeks. People around the world celebrated until we realized what their help would cost: us. Follow Charlotte-Amalie, a teenager from the USVI, as she feigns assimilation into Inovarian society and races against the clock. She has a year of experimentation to survive through before having to face an ultimatum: be drafted into the military to fight the Inovarians' war or forced into their breeding program. With the help of a covert rebel sec of the military, Charlotte-Amalie may just be able to beat the clock in time to get her and a few of her fellow Earthlings out before the battle begins. Book 1: Chapters 1-12 (Complete, publishing with New Degree Press Winter 2021) Book 2: Ongoing (Update Hiatus to meet publication deadlines for book 1)

Three girls are kidnapped by a man, and are caged into his household. The three girls must follow the names he gives them and deal with their new lifestyle that he's forcing upon them. The girls must wait it out, and hope for the best and that things don't get any worse.

read to find out.

I walked another two more steps and before I could take another step,someone grabbed me vigorously by the shoulders and placed a cloth on my nose and mouth. I tried struggling but I breathed in the chemicals. I felt my eyelids dropping. The vision around me blurred and I passed out. (undergoing major editing xD)

For this LGBT history month, I'm gonna post one reason to why Lams was real each day (if I don't forget) as a way to celebrate LGBT history! This is mostly gonna be based on their letters (which are indeed reliable sources, they're considered primary sources for a reason) but you'll probably stumble upon a crack chapter here and there. Whoops. Enjoy!

What happens to the other characters in Princess on the loose? Go and find out! Short stories of what happens with the crazy Prince Jarvis, the in denial stage; Ria and Eric, the sweet and bitter couple; Lucas and Nessa, and the intense Livana and Vince. (When you stumble across this, it will be better if you read Princess on the Loose first.)