These are just a bunch of f*cked-up jokes. So if you have a dark sense of humor, then go ahead and read this junk. If you get offended by these jokes: 1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 and 2 are lies. 4. You're a p*ssy. Nah, Jk, I understand if you don't like my jokes. x3
"You couldn't handle this pussy if I just gave it to you...you gotta work for it" Germany is a beautiful black stripper who is willing to do anything to get her mom out the hood. Suddenly she is given an offer by this billionaire that she just met that could possibly change her life. Will she take the offer and fall...
Althea There's no way a handsome billionaire would pay money for me. I'm mousey and look like I stepped right out of the nerd brigade. It's not like the guys were beating down my door, so I figured I'd sell my virginity for some extra cash. At first, I thought the website was a scam. But when a handsome stranger shows...
Incipience (\in-ˈsi-pē-ən(t)s), noun: the act or process of bringing or being brought into existence. The meteors came without warning. Hundreds of thousands of them came raining down to the Earth, but they did little damage to the planet itself. It's the people that they brought ruin to. Upon impact, the meteors comb...
Three girls are kidnapped by a man, and are caged into his household. The three girls must follow the names he gives them and deal with their new lifestyle that he's forcing upon them. The girls must wait it out, and hope for the best and that things don't get any worse.
Set in Alexandria, Louisiana in 1900-1920s. Rich and young handsome William, also known as Prince Affectuex , has too marry a feisty southern belle named Aliece Johnson in order to take over the family fortune and become king. Aliece really doesn't want to marry him but has no choice. Will it be true love.? Read and...
I walked another two more steps and before I could take another step,someone grabbed me vigorously by the shoulders and placed a cloth on my nose and mouth. I tried struggling but I breathed in the chemicals. I felt my eyelids dropping. The vision around me blurred and I passed out. (undergoing major editing xD)
For this LGBT history month, I'm gonna post one reason to why Lams was real each day (if I don't forget) as a way to celebrate LGBT history! This is mostly gonna be based on their letters (which are indeed reliable sources, they're considered primary sources for a reason) but you'll probably stumble upon a crack chapt...
What happens to the other characters in Princess on the loose? Go and find out! Short stories of what happens with the crazy Prince Jarvis, the in denial stage; Ria and Eric, the sweet and bitter couple; Lucas and Nessa, and the intense Livana and Vince. (When you stumble across this, it will be better if you r...
Okay, so most were looked up online, some were made. I did this when I was about 11 so be warned, there are really bad punctuation and grammar checks. And yes, I DO KNOW ABOUT THEM. (Uhm... Not only that, but most also are mermaid in the beginning so.. have fun scrolling!) It is under editing now since I don't want to...
I made this for anyone trying to learn Spanish! Since learning cultures is a big part of learning a language, I have included different traditions/food/phrases/etc. from countries in Latin America and Equatorial Guinea. Notice: I am Salvadoran so I'm probably not familiar with any of the other countries' traditions a...
"Why do you act like that?" "Like what?" He asks. "Like your a bad *ss?" I ask. He smirks. "Baby it's not an act. I'm the baddest they get." He winks. "And you know you like it." _______ So we all know that Cliché Love Story where The Bad Boy gets with the Good Girl, right? Well, this story is about a bad bo...
Amora's life has never been easy but she never complained. Although it was only her mother and her that was all she ever needed to be happy and contented. When she lost the one person who has ever loved her her world seemed to have crumbled from beneath her feet. That is until one night of pleasure with a dark mysteri...
Riley Monroe and Everett Rosenfeld have been best friends since they were four and have been in love since they were fourteen. Riley has promised Everett that no matter what, she will be his forever. So after Everett's mother dies in a car accident, why does Everett shut Riley down? Because Everett believes that Riley...
Everly Winter hasn't had a day without responsibility in years. Between dealing with her newly divorced parents and watching out for a suicidal best friend, Everly never has time for herself. But then Jace Wasson comes along, self-contained and enigmatic. He doesn't give Everly the best first impression, but the two o...
16 pounds of flour + 7 burned pastries + 1 business rival = 24 hour sugar rush { extended summary inside }
21 years old with a 3 year old daughter and an abusive baby father 🤭 will Siena find a way out for her and her daughter READ TO FIND OUT 💚
❝They say all good boys go to Heaven, but bad boys bring Heaven to you.❞ Max Holland is infamous for the horrible game he plays with girls, known as Hump and Dump. Julia Johnson doesn't know about this game, but luckily for her, the teams at the school they attended are extreme rivals, and Julia is forced to stay fa...
Emma Carter just moved into a new town thanks to her mum's new job. And a new town obviously leads to a new school. A school full of gossip, gossip & more gossip. And whats the usual trending topic? Tyler O'Brian of course. The 'Bad boy' of the school. He was also the hottest, coldest, most moody guy there. Emma was...
Emily Daniels a 18 year old shy, innocent girl who always had a smile on her face. But that smile was fake she was crumbling inside begging for the pain to stop for someone to love her.In evereryones eyes she was the perfect girl but thats what they wanted to see. She was abused broken and grieving her mothers loss...
2019 WATTY AWARD WINNER | TO BE PUBLISHED BY 'W BY WATTPAD' IN FALL 2024 Jessie is a twenty first century kinda gal stuck in the Regency Era. Armed with a new university degree and a plane ticket to Paris, the plan was to celebrate graduation in the City of Love, kissing as many drunk French girls (or boys, she's not...
This is for writers that use Stephen James in their books and need photos, after all he is a beautiful human being 👌🏼
|| Highest Rank - #1 in Horror || Wattpad Featured || After a tragic accident, football star Joel Harper finds himself rolling his wheelchair into a new school in a strange town. Soon he's making friends of misfits, taking lessons in Iron Maiden, and dodging a ruthless bully with a penchant for switchblades. Little is...
Things have changed since Kyle Donovan was a kid. When you happen to be a famous rockstar, what you ate for breakfast has already been broadcast to the world before you've even had a chance to digest it. The hashtag gangs own Twitter and the fans have all the power. And now, unfortunately for Kyle he's trapped in a...
"Poems don't always have to rhyme, sometimes they just need to touch the heart." - [Highest rank: #100 in poetry]
"You never expect anything bad to happen in small towns. They're usually just filled with families, and friends, who love each other. Rolling Meadows was a town where everyone knew everyone, but it had its fair share of traumatic events. This town happened to be run by two rival gangs: The Spades and The Cobras." Room...
this is a good story to read to your children. dig in ;) |This story is about funny and uncomfortable shipping of my friends|
