hogwarts has phones and the marauders & their friends are on social media. what could possibly go wrong, right? highest rankings #1 on maraudersinstagram #2 on jamesandlily published [ april 24, 2020 ]

BOOK ONE OF THREE My name is Cassiopeia Tabitha Meissa Smith, and this is the story of how I eventually fell in love with Sirius Black. Our story isn't exactly a short one, so sit back, buckle up, and prepare to read the beginnings of this train wreck of a romance. DISCLAIMER: EVERYTHING YOU RECOGNISE FROM HARRY POTTER IS BY TRANSPHOBE EXTRAORDINAIRE J.K. ROWLING So fucking unedited, man.

BOOK TWO OF THREE [SLOW UPDATES] "Sorry, love. I thought you would be okay with me telling everyone about our sex life." "The nonexistent sex life," I persisted. Sirius winked at me. "Stop lying, doll. Lying is a sin, and you've got to save the naughty stuff for the bedroom." In my opinion, Sirius Black, the guy I now have an embarrassing crush on, can go fuck himself. DISCLAIMER: Everything and everyone you recognize is not mine and was unfortunately written by JK Rowling