Life seemed to enjoy screwing you over. You thought getting dropped in another dimension was absurd at this point. You couldn't even die properly! [SCP X Reader] (From my Quotev account: I'm Not Here I Swear [NekoInu]) (Formerly titled "Anomalous")

"This... is a contract." "You... will become a part of me..." "And in return..." "We will strike fear into the heart of the Control Devil."