Taekook CRACK! au where Taehyung is a paramedic, new to his job. He's not used to it quite yet, hitting Jeon Jungkook with an ambulance just proves it. Little did he know, the person he just hit was no other than "koo-koo", his close mutual on twitter who he has never seen before. C O M P L E T E D ✔ • Side yoonmin ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! 》 This AU is finished and is originally published under my twitter account, you can find it under @starryjimini ! 《

twitter crack au wherein jungkook downloads a virus and cops a feel for the it guy helping him with it

[A social media AU] Up and rising Korean model Kim Taehyung didn't realize the circumstances of an innocent picture he posted on his twitter, only when he started getting more and more comments about a certain famous idol that happened to photobomb his picture unintentionally, known by the name Jeon jungkook.

basically, taehyung airdrops jungkook a dick pic :) ---- why the fuck has this trash got 10k reads omg now it has 20k reads- this has 30k reads, i'm SCREECHING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS HAS 40K READS 50K READS WHY IS THIS BOOK GETTING NOTICED 60k reads y'all my funeral's tomorrow 70K I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH 80KKKKKK YOU GIYS ARE THE LOML 90K?!!?! THAT IS 10K AWAY FROM 100K # 100K READS I LOVE YOU ALL AN INCREDIBLE AMOUNT THANK YOU <333

"You're not a freak, Taehyung. And there's nothing you can say that will ever convince me otherwise."

"you know, this actually quite fun. it's like we're on a road trip." "yeah, a road trip with an $8.4m worth guy who i kidnapped and held at gun point, and with whom im currently trying to run away with from the damn police and fbi." he mutters sarcastically, "mhm, exactly my type of fun." ©SHARMILA / nectaerine february 2017 - march 2018

In which two strangers with problems decide to "marry" each other out of mutual benefit. Taehyung is only supposed to be a temporary stand-in, but the more time he spends with Jungkook, the more it feels like an actual engagement. Can a relationship that started as an act become real? started- 1.25.17 completed- 6.28.17 a modern au with mostly humor, some implied adult stuff (no explicit smut), fluff, decisions and more internal conflicts

J: thank lord I didn't do crazy shit T: you could've sent dick pics J: what T: what When Taehyung texts a number which was hidden inside his desk (Very short chapters) ©︎all rights and plot to @taetaeholic

⊢ little space au ⊣ ↳ in which min yoongi catches three boys colouring together ⋅ featuring ships of: yoonmin, taekook + namjin [ currently in the very slow process of editing - like, i will probably never finish editing this ]

[taekook] ❝ you're so cute ❞ ❝ i couldn't resist ❞ in which a boy just wants some attention on twitter. 〆 COMPLETED