THIS IS HUST JOKES DONT ATTACK ME PLS also these aren't my characters . all credit goes to innersloth i jusy wrote this incredibly disyrurbing fic 👍🏻

when two young star crossed lovers happen to be in a line together at subway, an unusual, yet romantic tune starts playing, could this change their lives forever...?

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

This is a wattpad story about chairs dont expect much I made this when I was 13... 😍

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

*Revamp of the original You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? This is a joke and not a joke at the same time lol

Get out of here you have been warned... 3k 11/25/20 5K?? 3/15/21 17K!! 5/10/22

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Poem bout Shrek.