very sad.

It's a spicy romance fic between the smexy Jefferman and the hot, steamy steam engine. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wrote this with two of my "homebreadslices" so enjoy or I'll find where you live and make you enjoy it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (THIS IS A CRACK FIC OBVI) @The3y3OfAHurricane

You never thought you'd see him. Donald Trump. His elegancy, his presidency, oh, the HAIR. You were in love, and nothing could change that. He loved you back, more than even himself. Now, after awakening from a coma, you and Donald must embark on a legendary journey to fight off the Liberal scum! I shouldn't have to mention that this is satire, but there are some dumbasses out there