"and- not even close! if you wish to defeat me, train for another million years." in a world where 80% of the population has supernatural powers called quirks, a villain is terrorizing the people of the united states. ------------- - disclaimer: the characters in this story are written as their personas only. no shipping is in this story. - marked mature for LOTS of violence. there is no smut in this story. that is gross. - warning: you may not want to read this story if you hyperfixate on or really like skeppy/techno. they are not good people in this fic. - title changed from 'blood for the blood god' to 'freakshow' on july 4th, 2020 (7/4/20) - replaced a character with ranboo on september 3rd, 2021 (9/3/21) - arc one is pretty badly written - cover by @InnocentFurball #2 in #technoblade (12/17/20)

Wilbur is a prince who used to rule the world. He is one of the unfortunate royals who experienced and witnessed a fallen kingdom, although it isn't his own. It's not like he owns one, not anymore. **THIS IS A JOKE, THIS ISN'T MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!! THIS IS ONLY FOR FUN!!!** [[this can be seen as platonic or romantic, whatever.]]