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Doorways by lamyles
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Taylen is loving her first year of college until a routine drive home catapults her into a medieval land where trust is a luxury she can no longer afford. Alone in a land ruled by suspicion and strange social dictates, she must discover others she can rely on if she hopes to survive long enough to find a way home.
A Selfie to Die For by Alycat1901
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After a string of grisly murders are committed against young women, it leads different police departments around Texas to realize that the murdered girls share the same terrifying trait in common. Every girl is was an avid lover of selfies. Strangely, all the murdered girls before passing can also relate by having met a suave, handsome young man shortly before their deaths. There's not a face to put to the multiple names the mysterious man has given the girls. To police, he's known as Prince Charming, the Stalker of selfies, the Selfie Slasher.......The mysterious killer has too many names given to him by the public. Whoever the mystery guy is, he finds his victims on Perfect Match.com by stalking their profiles. For eighteen year old Emily Daz, she was just hoping signing up for a silly dating website would help her snag a date to prom. She finds what she feels is the perfect guy, but looks can be deceiving, not everyone who smiles at you is your friend. Little does Emily realize, you have to be careful what you put online. Sometimes it can be seen by anyone, even a homicidal selfie stalker. Cover made by Hailtothebutt ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. This book contains material protected under International and Federal copyright laws and treaties. Any unauthorized print or use of this book is prohibited. Absolutely no use of this book can be used without permission from author/publisher. This work is unable to be used by anyone other than the author. What that means....You CANNOT use characters, names, and storyline without it being called PLAGIARISM. Names, characters, and incidents are the sole property of the authors imagination or are used with fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, places, business establishments, events or locations is purely coincidental. If you can't help yourself but to steal authors title, characters, and storyline you automatically open yourself up to a lawsuit. COPYRIGHT 2016 by Alex Gedgaudas
Two Fish by twobrits
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→ finished ← Claustrophobic and agoraphobic, Alaska Gouramie doesn't leave the house much. She whiles her days away nurturing her goldfish, Gordon. Her life is passing her by. Elver Harrison James is scared of fish. He won't go near the pond at the bottom of his garden. He will do anything to stay away from those water-loving freaks. Alaska's mother forces her to leave the house. It's just a trip to the park, no big deal. Until Alaska falls in the pond. And Elver is the only one around. Teen Fiction #118
The Wind and the Horizon (Book 2 in the Starborn Series) by star-powered
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The Wind and the Horizon is book 2 in the Starborn Series. Read the Watty Award-winning first book in the series, The Star and the Ocean, before starting this one! *** May Alana and her Starborn girlfriend, Em have been on the run for a year. Every move they make keeps them one step ahead of the Loyals; a group of zealots who seek to find and destroy anyone born of Star magic. But Em's dangerous past is catching up with them - fast. Soon their desire for freedom-and their relationship with each other-will be put to the test as they are forced to decide how far they're willing to go to protect the ones they love. * * * COMPLETE. CONTENT WARNINGS: violence, blood, trauma symptoms, physical/sexual assault mentions, mild sexual content (nothing explicit on page), strong language, death THE WIND AND THE HORIZON is Book 2 in the Starborn Series Book 1: THE STAR AND THE OCEAN Book 3: THE FIRE AND THE SKY Book three, The Fire and the Sky, is now complete!
Hamlet by WilliamShakespeare
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Set in the Kingdom of Denmark, "Hamlet" dramatizes the revenge Prince Hamlet exacts on his uncle Claudius for murdering King Hamlet, Claudius's brother and Prince Hamlet's father, and then succeeding to the throne and taking as his wife Gertrude, the old king's widow and Prince Hamlet's mother. Cover by @vkbloodgood
Mirror, Mirror ♦ Loki X Reader by RavenQueen39
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Book One of Mirror, Mirror//Loki x Reader ~°~•~°~•~°~•~°~•~°~•~°~•~°~•~°~ "I'm not a The Hero, but I'm also not The Villain. I'm a crazy in between...." ~Y/n Love... Is a very confusing subject. Some say it makes you feel like you're in heaven.... But some say it can break you apart piece by piece.. For me... Love is like a rose. The petals are soft and fragrant like how sweet and gentle love is.... But it's stems have thorns that could hurt you... Just like how love can destroy you.... But one thing I definitely know is that.... Nothing lasts forever. ~•~♦~•~♦~•~ Loki was a God who was Lied, Controlled and Pained. He only wanted to make his father proud. And... To have a kingdom to rule. On the other hand, Y/n was a girl who wanted to feel Love in all of her entire life. She wanted to know the truth which she never knew in all of her life. What will happen If both of their paths cross? [This story is originally made by me and I do not own anyone except for my OCs. You own yourself and Marvel characters own themselves. ] 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊 (Please take note that this book was created back when I was 12 years old. I had bad vocabulary and grammar problems back then. Bare with my writting.)
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THE NOBLE QURAN (A warning and good news for mankind) by Islamicbooks1
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Easy English Translation of Quran
Dawn of the Epoch by RugbySpurs
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Hunter called himself an archaeologist, but he was a modern day treasure hunter. Tiyana was a scientist devoted to her craft. They were passionate people, wholly devoted to their work. Neither of them had time for love. Neither of them could resist it when it happened. Neither of them knew that the world would need the two of them to save it from a tyrannical pre-historic overlord, his cyborg vampire paramour, and their army of mindless drudges. Dawn of the Epoch is an epic science fiction novel about dark matter, death rays, nuclear warfare, and the Large Hadron Collider, but it is also a fantasy novel about medieval warriors, alchemy, and ancient gods. Dawn of the Epoch blends fantasy with reality, bringing mythology to life today. It is also an apocalyptic thriller spanning the globe from the Pyramids of Egypt to the heart of Africa to the majesty of the Himalayas. It is an epic hybrid-genre story with intense action sequences, magic, mythology, suspenseful plot twists, countless obstacles for the protagonists to overcome, and an utterly Machiavellian supernatural villain. Testimonials: "Probably one of my favorite books I've read to date. Brilliantly complex, adoringly rendered and quizzically intense. A must read and one I plan to revisit, and share!" - Amgwatts, Wattpad Reader "This has to be one of the most original and well written novels I have had the pleasure to read, on Wattpad and in general. It was captivating, interesting, immersive and above all, fantastic. I was left in awe of the beings, history and world you created. It was never dull, dry or predicable and it was a nice change from what seems to be the ever popular teen romance with vampires or werewolves or 'bad boys that are actually romantic good boys.' In the end it was a very pleasant surprise." -IridescentLies, Wattpad Reader http://dawnoftheepoch.weebly.com
Self Love And Life Motivations ✔ by dauntlessj09
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LANGUAGE: ENGLISH #41 HIGHEST RANKING ACHIEVED IN POSITIVITY 2021-12-22 #25 HIGHEST RANKING ACHIEVED IN INSPIRATIONAL 2022-01-22 *** "FAILURE is a part of learning. We should never give up on the struggles in life. You fail not because you are destined to fail, but because there are lessons which you need to learn as you move on with your life." *** None of these stories are my work as credits to the rightful owner.