Cartman is being a dick as usual, buuut Craig benefits from it!

El amor puede ser aterrador sobre todo cuando ese hombre de cabello azabache y ojos fríos es jodidamente irritante. (cryle)

Craig heard the final school bell go off, watching students shoot up in their seats upon having already gathering their things to head out for the rest of the day. Yes, it was the weekend, and No, Craig didn't want to do absolutely anything during it except play some video games and talk to Stripe. Nothing would ruin this weekend for him... Until he gets coffee dumped onto him by no other than Kyle Broflovski. [This is a Cryle fic! Please enjoy this humorous, awkward and cute story i've written for this underrated dynamic. 💙💚]

Kyle starts getting ignored, but maybe a well know bird flipper can help him. (This originally had no title when I wrote it forever ago.)

I'm becoming a fan of cryle also Craig X Stan but that's whatever hope you like everyone in this story will be OOC and it won't be like the episodes maybe STORY WILL DEAL WITH VAMPIRES MURDER SELF HARM ATTEMPTED SUICIDE AND MANY KENNY DEATHS LEMONS BOYS DRESSING AS GIRLS (KYLE AND BUTTERS) AND LOT MORE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED enjoy

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Craig and kyle make a bet who ends up losing and what are the punishments? find out!