[formerly known as 'I'm Not A Cannibal!'] - Waking up in a strangely familiar place is weird. Realising you've been turned into a skeleton is even weirder. But actually BEING Sans? And not just any Sans, but THIS Sans? Oof, this is gonna be interesting, especially since he doesn't seem to STAY in his AU. - Slight SI-OC!Horror Sans, aka I just threw some of my traits at an unnamed OC, and then threw the OC into Horror's role to see what would happen. - Please note that this story will have ships between skeletons, keeping secret who, and there is something else too, but I don't really want to say what since it would spoil quite a lot of things. (On AO3 it's in the tags tho, so I guess it's been spoiled there already)

"[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐓] I don't understand you." "What do you mean?" "I'm not a Cybertronian like you guys. [𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐍 𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍]. I'm just a machine in the workforce. No one likes me because of how broken I am, like I'm not their kind." "Pfft! Don't listen to them! They don't get to tell you who you are!" "...Really?" "You're you! You're just a... uh..." "[𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐆𝐄] A unique bot in a wrong way?" "No! You're a Codex of Quirks!" ∘₊✧──────✧₊∘ Ever since the incident, you can't seem to recall what happened. All you know is that you stand out from everyone, even as a miner bot among defective miner bots. However, a rebellious red and blue optimistic mech and a protocol-following dark gray and black pessimistic mech can help you with that! [STORY IS COMPLETED. IT WILL BE EITHER UPDATED OR EDITED]

[𝘛𝘰𝘫𝘪 𝘍𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘰 𝘹 𝘧!𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳] ↳ 𝘐𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳. 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘏𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘢𝘭, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦. 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳? Cover Art Credits: @azukimame0814 on Twitter

ᯐ 𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 ( 𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙽𝚂𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙴𝚁𝚂: 𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃𝚂) ────────────────── ❝ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆!❞ ❝ ..𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐌𝐄?❞ 𝗜𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵- (Y/N) Alpin, neighbor to brilliant engineer and caring big brother Noah Diaz, gets herself mixed up in an ongoing alien war because she was dragged into stealing a Porsche. When said car turns out to be a rather flirtatious but annoying metal robot named Mirage, (Y/N) instantly makes up her mind, knowing that she would hate this alien for as long as he was near her. ➶-͙˚ ༘✶ ( 𝙼𝙸𝚁𝙰𝙶𝙴 𝚇 𝐅𝐄𝐌! 𝚁𝙴𝙳𝙴𝚁 ) ( @𝚔𝚒𝚍𝚞𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚊 ) ─────────────────

(for beginners) just a little something to help people understand the world of the Fanfic have you ever seen a sentence and thought "what the actual fudge cake!? what does OC even mean? What the fudge cake is an A/N!? why is the author telling people to stop being a troll and to stop flaming each other?!?!? AM I LIVING IN A DIFFERENT GALAXY OR SOMETHING!!!?? what's an AU!? Canons are weapons people, how can you join one!?!?" (I don't know about you guys but I've thought that before) basically a book to help you understand the world of Fanfiction. I can guarantee that there's at least 10 words that you don't know WARNING! -i got it all from the Internet -also explains stuff like BDSM and BAMF