HEAVY SMUT!!!!!! WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK??????

Title says it all. Enjoy!

Hello and welcome to Connor Murphy's Guide To Befriending Trees And Therefore Becoming Closer To Your Boyfriend (ft. Evan Hansen) (With occasional guest appences from my boyfriend, Evan Hansen.) Aka Connor gushes about Evan and talks about trees sometimes the fanfiction because quality content. (Fuck the character limit for titles. And this is a dumb idea from who knows where)

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!