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  • the grass of my life
    159 26 5

    this is me going against all the jerass haters xoxooxoxox i photoshopped the cover, art is by claudia cacace

    Mature
  • completely serious michael x reader
    267 11 3

    michael luvs y/n ❤️ gender neutral pronouns

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  • Matthew Morrison x Snape x reader. HEAVY SMUT!!!
    171 2 5

    HEAVY SMUT!!!!!! WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK??????

    Mature
  • I Hate Donald Trump
    472K 38.4K 177

    This is a book where I speak shit about Donald Trump. :))))) PLEASE IF YOU GET OFFENDED REALLY EASILY DON NOT READ THIS BOOK:) THIS BOOK IS JUST A BUNCH OF WEAK MEMES AND BC I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT POLITICS I HAVE NO REAL REASONS TO HATE TRUMP IM JUST AN IDIOT WHO WANTS ATTENTION. NO BUTT HURT COMMENTS. #43 In humor...

    Completed   Mature
  • 35 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of McDonalds
    117K 5.5K 36

    Title says it all. Enjoy!

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  • Connor Murphy's Guide To Befriending Trees (ft. Evan Hansen)
    799 113 23

    Hello and welcome to Connor Murphy's Guide To Befriending Trees And Therefore Becoming Closer To Your Boyfriend (ft. Evan Hansen) (With occasional guest appences from my boyfriend, Evan Hansen.) Aka Connor gushes about Evan and talks about trees sometimes the fanfiction because quality content. (Fuck the character lim...

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  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.3M 199K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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