Everyone knows the Cullens definitely like a bit off chaos so when emmett and Alice decide for the family to play truth or dare it can only end one way . Badly! They even rope in Carlisle and Esme . Everyone knows how competitive the family are so obviously it turns into a competition to who can do the most crazy truth and dares!

Hey so I decided there wasn't enough funny twilight books that are fun to read and make you laugh , personally I love reading them and whilst my main twilight book is quite serious (go check it out its called the cullens babies) I thought it might be fun to write a humour one!! So Instead of boring you with a really long story info lets get on with the book , enjoy!!

There is always Chaos at the cullen household , evil vampires trying to kill the child , werewolf's ripping each other to shreds even everyday activities such as going out for a meal could have something go wrong however nothing can compare them for when Emmett signs them up for wife swap . They end up swapping with stick up Patricia Richardson . What will happen to the cullens when the over controlling posh woman comes to stay and what will happen to Esme when she has to stay with her equally as stick up family?

The Cullens decide to play truth or dare. But very crazy things will happen such as police,make out sessions, and of course love ------------------------------------------------ I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS ALL RIGHTS GO TO STEPHANIE MEYER

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"I've already seen you open it and guess what? You love it, and you're gonna wear it at your party tonight." -Alice Cullen

What would Jasper Hale do when he found his mate was still human? Could he control his thirst around her? And would their love survive all of the struggles they might face?

Too many unanswered quiestions made my head spin, so I started writing... Mostly about Leta Lestrange and Theseus Scamander, but other characters from Fantastic Beasts as well. It can be read as one-shots or as a complete story from when Leta and Newt met to post The Crimes of Grindelwald. This is AU (author's universe), but it will follow J.K. Rowling's story for the most part. DISCLAIMER Some chapters will have mature content, while other will be rather innocent. There will be a warning at the beginning of mature chapters. English is not my first language, feel free to correct me or come with advice to improve my English skills! I do not own any of these characters or the Harry Potter Universe. I only own my imagination and the stories in my head that I have now written down. Thank you to J.K. Rowling for inventing this fantastic universe!