"fucking degenerate" "Who is this?" "Leafy" "Are you pranking me I'm fucking leafy" "Fine then I'm Calvin" "I'm Calvin wtf" -- If you get offended leave please -- This book will probs not make you laugh but I'm making this book for me to laugh at my own jokes anyways -- fan art is from my trusty friend google

Luna Dawn Mayers. A fangirl for Twenty One Pilots. When a tweet is sent on Twitter, could this change Luna's life? •Triggers• Alcohol. That's it.

Daniela moved to America in 2008 to start University and become a professional photographer. The summer before her last year there, she meets a guy who goes by the name Alex Gaskarth. Dani has a strict rule with herself: No falling for American boys. There's really no point, since she's moving back to Italy when she finishes school. But what will happen when she undecidedly falls for Alex? Is she going to break her self promise, or keep with it? Whatever she choses, he's determined to break down the walls to her heart.

What happens when you go to tour with a band who you are really close freinds with and nothing more? When the reason your going to tour witht them is to see one of your close bestfriends. What happens when you start falling for one of them. This is the story of Aly and her experience with All Time Low.

Alex Gaskarth was a hot fucking mess when his girlfriend, Sammy, left him. His bandmates tried anything and everything they could think of to pull him out of his deep, depressing mood to no avail. Finally, his best friend Jack came up with an idea: Why not hire a new girlfriend, just to get Alex back on his feet? Enter The Hustler, the epitome of Alex's perfect girlfriend, who is only given one rule: Never, ever tell anyone she's paid.