As you can tell from the completely idiotic title that was supposed to say BFB/TPOT random book of thoughts, this is just my thoughts that are BFB or TPOT related. WARNING: THIS BOOK IS CURSED AS HELL AND IF YOU SEE SOMETHING INCREDIBLY CURSED YOU HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME FOR READING THIS MESS OF A BOOK.

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When Four and X mysteriously disappear, it is up to Firey to lead his fellow contestants to find Dream Island. When finally finding Dream Island, Firey becomes the king and takes advantage of the power he was given. The former friendly community is now a dictatorship, and the contestants must find a way to dethrone Firey or their lives are in danger. (Cover drawn by @YellowScarfBoi)

A collection of art and writing related to Brawl of the Objects- Contains everything from cutesy things to heartbreaking scenarios and MAJOR self-indulgence. Most of the work featured in here is of the final five because yes. Enjoy :D

WARNING: THIS CONTAINS A LOT OF BLOOD AND GORE! Mostly the blood part, but still be warned! ~~~ Old. ~~~ It was a day, like any other. That was, until Yin-Yang went into TestTube's Lab and took the copy she had been making of Experiment 626, Yin-Yang drank the potion and the two opposites were separated yet again. But it wasn't fun and games this time, no no, Yang had grabbed a knife on his way to the lab. TestTube was already cracked from Yin-Yang pushing her out of the way to drink experiment 626. Yang shattered her by plunging a knife into her, now that she was a pile of bloody glass he turned over to Yin who had started to run away and try to gather friends and warn people about the threat. It was to late though. Yang had got out of the lab and headed out for the other contestants, he was much faster than Yin and could easily kill everyone before he arrived at the Motel, which he tried to do. Yang first thought he had killed MePhone4 But instead he just cracked the screen. Then he set off to kill the other objects. ~~~ This story is no longer getting new chapters unless it's an author note, I might update and fix mistakes I've made in these chapters but I don't think there really is any.

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

Ask Balloon fron Inanimate insanity 1 and 2!

Characters from objects show are hated.Like leafy from bfb and balloon from inanimate insanity and RC from battle for billions.What if the 3 got revenge on them? They form a alliance and make voodoo dolls to control and hurt the contestants.Who will stop them?

The Battle for Dream Island gets spicier once a new host appears and ups the ante. Part 1/3 of the BFTMTMAADI Trilogy, a BFDI Fanfiction series. Logo made by @catsanddogs3333. Everything else made by me. Battle for Dream Island made by jacknjellify.

Welcome to my first shitty crack book! It's about objeccs doing random shit and all. I like to mention that this book also has oneshots, some fanfiction, art, Ask and Dares, etc. Anything you want. Feel free to request.