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Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

FROST- Jotun Chronicles #1

"*Completed*"I froze the first boy I ever kissed. And I don't mean he got cold feet..." Megan is pretty unhappy when she's forced to move to a tiny, freezing town in Canada. It's going to be totally boring, right? Things heat up when she discovers that she possesses a growing power that's becoming more and more diffic...

ART OF BEING SARCASTIC ✔

Sarcasm is an art. It takes a lot of skill to make an sarcastic comment on the spot. So in this book you will learn the art of being sarcastic . So get ready to laugh out loud and be blown away by the best sarcastic comments/comebacks ever!!

The Foolish Five

(THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE SHORTS BOOK) Just a bunch of short stories of the Foolish Five as F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Along with some random one shot type things. And some headcanon things. And yes, Nevaeh is still alive. This description sucks, but just read it. Trust me. You'll like it. *~* It's going to be split into three sect...

Book Of Scorpio♏️

This book is for all the people who are Scorpio's. Can you relate to any of these? P.S. I don't own any of these

ACOTAR - In The Modern World

Meet our beloved characters all over again - but this time in a world without magic, immortality, or cranky fae warriors. No, now, they have been reduced to your classic teenager - well, in the loosest sense. An A Court of Thorns and Roses fanfiction based in the modern world. All characters belong to Sarah J Maas, n...

The Good Girl's Bad Boys [Book One of TGGBB Series] (Completed, Editing)

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittle...

The Girl in the Hoodie

{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZ...

Zodiac Signs

A list of Zodiac Sign Scenarios.

A Court of Baes & Feels

Includes angry rants, ridiculously inappropriate, laugh out loud inside jokes, Nessian sexual tension, one shots, the one & only original Daily Programming Good for Nothing Tools, & more! Warning: if you still aren't caught up with either of Sarah J. Maas's A Court of Thorns & Roses or Throne of Glass, please understa...