Funny Nursery Rhymes

A collection of nursery rhymes, but with a bit of a twist ;) Read on for a good laugh.

Of Delusions and Thoughts : A Collection of Poems

To those who read these poems, thank you. I'm a bit strange when it comes to a writing style and will constantly experiment with my work. Please enjoy~

Love Or Lust

I have always loved him. R rated please anyone who wants to may private message me if this story turns you on ;)

Sappho Made Me Do It: Weirdo Sex Poems

Um, okay, so these are poems. But I don't know about poetry, and I don't know what I'm doing with it, so they might be awful. But I just thought I'd give it a try. Oh yeah, they're about sex and stuff like that too.

The Masturbation Song

Lyrics to an original song from my stand up comedy act.