Hello Lemon Reader. Thank you for choosing this blog as your procrastination destination. I hope it serves you well. There's a saying in life that goes: "When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade." What a load of POO! If life is giving you lemons, then you probably shouldn't have planted a lemon tree right in the middle of it. And in the case a lemon tree was already growing when you got there, then maybe it's time to buy an ax and chop that fucking tree down. This blog contains some stories from my life. If you like them, then thank you! If you don't like them, then thank you! It's my hope that if you were having a bad day, something you read here may have turned things around... and maybe, just maybe, drove you to buy that ax (metaphorically speaking, of course). Have a nice day. xo Mel Illustrated Stories from "Water with Lemon" can be read at: www.thewaterwithlemon.blogspot.com New posts every week!