From a very young age, Samantha Poulsen knew she was different from other girls-the unrequited crush on her best friend, Andrea, was just the tip of the iceberg. But when the earth's temperature plummets, and you and your family are just looking to survive, things like finding a girlfriend or being in love become trivial fantasies. Scientists first spotted the asteroid in the year 2004. They named it 99942 Apophis after the deification of darkness. When the asteroid struck the planet, it set off a chain of events that few expected-the first Ice Age in nearly 12,500 years. Now, two years after Apophis's impact, survival is all that matters. But when Sam's family rescues a man and his daughter-a beautiful girl named Nora who reignites those banished, trivial emotions-Sam might be convinced that there's still a place for beauty in this new world.

barry loves him shrek is unsure.

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

A fanfic about two incredible things, Thomas the Train Engine and Shrek. I love both of these things dearly and just had to make a fanfic about them!

title, read it. dedicated to @brookiepotatotoast, the writer of the first part and @qt-clifford, a collaborator for this part.

so um. i was like dead as high as hell off water when i came up with this so um... here it is? why do i write this shit...

don't read it

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

Better out then in I always say

gitting shricked with shrek