Elliot and Julia have a complicated relationship. Since they met in the seventh grade, the only heart-to-heart conversations they've had have been strictly over text. But they don't mind this lack of intimacy. If anything, they enjoy it. Don't think that this lack of heart-to-heart conversations mean they haven't had some, how should we say, interesting moments. Such as when Julia lost her virginity to Elliot. Yes, you read that correctly. It's a long story. It was just one time. Actually, it was four times. In one night. Once in the morning too. But it was just on one occasion. Okay, two occasions. It's a really really long story. Basically this is just a long story of two people with a complicated, never fully defined, relationship. Well, it's not exactly the full story. This is just the highlights. *cover by @soundthealarm*

As if life wasn't hard enough being bullied and treated like garbage all the time; my loathsome, insufferable seat mate just had to come with his "secrets" and torture my every waking hour. What's the big deal you say? Nothing except for the fact that he's some insanely beautiful Greek God under those nerdy glasses. And now, he lives next door. I'm Sarah and this is my story.

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

(DIBUKUKAN) (NEW VERSION) Shelley Emrick Wackrey, gadis cantik yang mellow, polos dan galak. Mempunyai impian indah tentang ciuman pertama dengan pria yang Shelley cintai, namun impian indah Shelley mendadak sirna dalam sekejap mata dikarenakan ulah Pria genit sok kegantengan yang bernama Colt Eliot Warren yang tiba-tiba mencium di depan banyak orang, bisa dibayangkan bagaimana malu dan marahnya Shelley terhadap pria genit itu. Terlebih lagi dengan alasan klise Colt mencium Shelley untuk menyakinkan anak sahabat Mommy Colt, Kate kalau Colt sudah punya wanita yang akan bertunangan dengan Colt. Belum lagi Shelley dipusingkan dengan Archer Nash Anthonie yang belum ada kepastian untuk mempertanggungjawabkan perbuatannya yang telah menghamili sahabatnya, Page Jane Erwrad dikarenakan Archer akan melangsungkan pertunangan dengan kekasih Archer. Tapi tiba-tiba entah keberuntungan atau kesialan bagi Shelley, si pria genit Colt yang juga sahabat dari Archer mengajukan penawaran yang tidak bisa terima akal sehat Shelley. Tapi demi menolong calon bayi yang dikandung sahabatnya, Shelley terpaksa menerima kesepakatan menjadi pacar pura-pura Pria somplak itu. Hidup Shelley yang damai dan tenang mendadak hancur karena menerima kesepakatan gila Si playboy kampret buaya itu. Argh! Cover Hak Cipta By AB creator

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