❝ That's like the oldest line in the book. ❞ ❝ It's called sarcasm, sweetheart. Look it up. ❞ _ in which Stuart Twombly dorms next door to a sarcastic coffee addict [COMPLETED MAY 28, 2017]
❝ When something goes wrong, just yell 'plot twist!' and move on. It seems to help me. ❞ ❝ You're stupid. ❞ [BOOK TWO OF TWO] [Sequel to ❝It's Called Sarcasm❞] [Winchasster 2017 ™] [ON HOLD]
Juliette already knew that getting this opportunity would change her life; but, little did she know that her experience would not only change her career trajectory but it would also change her love life forever.
❝you drive me so crazy sometimes, twombly, i swear to god─❞ ❝admit it, draven. you love it.❞ © midnightavern 2016
❝ Quick interjection. When you say 'on the line', do you mean 'online'? ❞ REQUESTS ARE CLOSED OOPS
