WARNING! The following literature pieces are for the enjoyment of all things yaoi and writing, and the celebration of a few of my long unused characters. please try not to be offended by any of this, and excuse the furry kama sutra guide as the cover, for before I am an Otaku, I am very sincerely a Furry. Please do not read if mature content bothers you(I.e. sex, swearing, graphic description, romance, idealism), for this is an experimental piece that I write for my own enjoyment and the enjoyment of others, and also as a literate guide or example to commonly used and less commonly used positions and situations in BL/yaoi. Please enjoy! Comment or PM, or even give me critique on my writing if you so desire, I welcome it! UndeadToymaker, over and out~!

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THE MINDER After discovering that her boyfriend, Gary, is cheating on her, Alex – a feisty young advertising executive - decides to start collecting men like stamps, rather than letting them break her heart. Accompanied by her best friend, Sophie, she goes to Amsterdam for a weekend, only to find herself intervening in a fight involving a fellow traveller, Mike. Back in England, Alex and Mike begin to date. However, after she overhears a mysterious conversation, she finds out that Mike is being paid to keep tabs on her. With her usual sense of reckless adventure, Alex decides to continue their relationship in order to uncover the truth about what is going on. In the meantime, she also becomes involved with a rich client, Simon Knight, who woos her with glamorous gowns and fancy cars. However, when she goes back to Amsterdam with him for a work project, it soon becomes clear that Simon isn’t the gentleman he appears – after duping her into smuggling diamonds into the country, he tries to force her to become part of his criminal organisation, telling her he will kill her if she doesn’t comply. Luckily, help is on hand in the form of Mike. He is an undercover customs officer and helps her to escape, despite fearing that she may, indeed, be part of Knight’s sinister plans. Bullets fly, cars explode, warehouses blaze, mayhem and chaos follow in their wake. Eventually, after an entertaining boat ride, they land in England. Now she is kidnapped. As she desperately tries to escape cars crash, bullets zing all round, property blazes and pandemonium and havoc descends. Alex finally manages to prove her innocence to Mike and, who knows, their fiery relationship may develop. An action-packed and often funny read – a Bond book for madcap girls!

** WATTYS 2018 WINNER ** Big Tech meets Die Hard in this techno-thriller Kirkus Reviews calls "a clever, spirited tale with a brainy, nimble heroine at the helm." From IndieReader's 5-star (highest rating) review: "Bond weaves an entertaining tale filled with deceit, robots, Russians, and tech entrepreneurs that all combine to give the reader a reason to flip pages furiously to find out what might happen next." Deb Bollinger has no time for corporate training. Her company's top engineer at just twenty-seven, Deb has blocked off her day for the one project she truly cares about: the launch of Carebnb, an app that finds spare beds for the homeless. When she's told all employees must drop everything for some busywork exercise called Blackquest 40, it's an easy no. Trouble is, her bosses aren't really asking. Blackquest 40 is the mother of all corporate trainings. A near-impossible project to be completed in forty straight hours. No phones. No internet. Sleeping on cots. Nobody in, nobody out. Deb finds the whole setup creepy and authoritarian. When a Carebnb issue necessitates her leaving the office, she heads for the door. What's the worst that could happen? Armed commandos, HVAC-duct chases, a catastrophic master plan that gets darker by the hour - Blackquest 40 is a fresh take on the Die Hard formula, layering smart-drones and a modern heroine onto the classic action tale. Cover design and illustration by Ethan Scott.