Mark's life has been constructed around harmony and knowing your place. To be a warrior of the Pänthera tribe is an honor, as is serving his people. But the tranquility of order and peace is shattered when a strange day turns Mark's entire world upside down: he discovers an alien creature that looks just like them, but... tiny. It looks and walks and acts like the tribal inhabitants, but Mark must figure out where this strange creature from the sky belongs. Can he find a way to connect with this stranded entity? How long can he keep it a secret before his tribe finds out? And just what mischief could they get into? Written in 2018-Ongoing by PlatonicSeptiplier Contains peril, swearing, and action BOOK 3 Media content is not mine. Credit goes to the original creators, I only own the plot for this story and all my other stories. Note: I need to go back and retcon a few things in earlier chapters, so apologies in advanced; also in college, so sorry for slow updates XD Hey look ma, my book was popular enough to be commercially reuploaded onto a mirror site without my permission lol. This story is only being published on Wattpad & AO3 (& possibly DA) by the way, so if you're reading this anywhere else you are at risk for malware! Please only support me and my content on official- and safe!- platforms. ----- Highest ranking (cause it's a thing people do I guess): #30 in Septiplier despite not being mainstream "septiplier" #6 in extraterrestrial #15 in survivalofthefittest #37 in post-apocalyptic #2 in septiishu #102 in markiplier #155 in jacksepticeye #19 in stranded #340 in space #1 in gt #121 in science-fantasy -----

Crankgameplays x reader, kinda: It's a warm summer day and the AC is out, your mom left you some money to go get yourself some ice cream. When the ice cream truck does come around it's a new guy driving it, something seems off. You get a bad vibe. Your gut-feeling is telling you to be careful, but you brush it off, after all, might just be a heat stroke. Or, is your gut right?

With just himself and his dad on the road of poverty, life had not been the kindest to Eric Derekson. With all fifteen of his brothers and his mother gone, a drunken and desperate father prone to abusive habits, and nothing but a rickety trailer to call home, things hadn't been easy. But with news of a town's hottest lore about a man-eating beast lurking in the woods, Derek Derekson was quick to drag his son into the heart of its territory so they could catch it on camera and escape the never-ending cycle of poverty. What Eric didn't expect, though, was just how much that fateful night would change his life. A non-canonical collection of random blurbs and fluff shots made by a clueless dude on medical drugs, so enjoy :P Totally, completely not canon. 100% not canon. T͝r̵̶ų̢s̷̛t͏͏͢ ̷̢me͘͞, I'm a nerd. 😜 Contains action, swearing and peril. And fluff. Media content isn't mine, credits to original creators. I only own the crappy plots for this story and all of my other stories. ----- Highest ranking (cause it's a thing people do I guess): #573 in Markiplier #20 in septic #55 in egos #97 in gt -----

~X Readers Only~ Just a bunch of one-shots I want to write \_(;-;)_/ (Probably another book I'm not going to finish)

Red Green Gladion Steven Stone Ash Kiawe Sophocles (If requested) James Brock (If requested) Cheren Chili Cilan Cress Clemont Colress Wally Wallace Guzma (If requested) Lance (If requested) Lysandre (If requested) N Professor Birch (If requested) Professor Oak (If requested) Professor Kukui Professor Sycamore Silver (If requested) Tierno (If requested) Any others who are not listed can be requested as well. Warning: Smut/Other

Markiplier and Jacksepticeye's egos sometimes act childish, but things hit a whole new level when they turn up as actual ankle biters. Will Mark and Jack be destined to learn about parenthood from their own tiny monster clones, or will they uncover the truth about how the egos became children and find a way to reverse it? (( This a long, chapter story. Completed. ** There's now a sequel, "Youtuber Sitting". ** Yup. The egos but as children. This was like... the first fan fiction I wrote. Yeah, it's a weird concept and a weird place to start, sue me! Also, when I made the cover for this book, I laughed the entire time and still laugh every time I look at it. I can't take Mark making that face. So I'm sorry. NOTE: This book was written during Nov & Dec of 2017. When I started writing it, Jameson Jackson didn't have a name yet, and wouldn't until I was halfway through the story. Thanks. ))

When their old babysitter leaves town due to personal reasons, Mrs. McLoughlin must hire a new one for her little two year old angel, Sean. Since she and her husband are never home as much as they'd like to be, and all their older children have moved away, she needs to make sure the sitter's availability is for their child and their child only. This is a problem considering every other nanny she's interviewed has another child or several in their care schedule. As she browsed through an agency's website, she came across a certain one who was seeking employment. At first, she thought it was strange to see a male babysitter, though, her doubts changed immediately upon reading several reviews that past families had given him. Both curious and desperate, she called the agency and asked for him. She had him come over the next day to see if he was fit for the job. ~~~~~ *Full sentences or phrases written in both bold & italic are dialogue going on in Mark's head. Actual dialogue will be italic and in quotation marks. If both font effects are used in one or several words in actual dialogue, it is meant to emphasize said words. If anything seems too unrealistic in your eyes, keep in mind that this is not only a fanfic, but I also visualize it a bit like a cartoon because of the art style.* (Only reason I made this was because of Some-Youtubes' adorable AU art of babysitter Mark and baby Jack. This book is also dedicated to the artist cuz they're awesome. Any art posted on here will be theirs, including the cover, I don't own it. Only the story is mine. Anyway, enjoy!) Word Count: 21,619

Inspired by A Date With Markiplier by Markiplier on YouTube, this story tells the tale of a man and his beloved date. Unfortunately, beings of various horrible dimensions want to join the fun. Hopefully the day at the fair won't be ruined by madmen in suspenders and relentless manipulators with hellish intentions. •Choose ur own adventure •COMPLETED

Can the Thistle protect his Black Rose from the thorns of Life? Read, and you shall find out...~ http://qhostie-angelicdevil.deviantart.com/art/Beautiful-Loser-Zane-X-Gene-611181650 (Check it out on my Deviantart~!)

{𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝟭} Lexi Hooper has been a Harry Potter fan since the very start. One day, Lexi and her friend decide to go to King's Cross station for a memorable cosplay. But what started as a joke, turns out to be both Lexi's dream and her nightmare. Just for a laugh, Lexi starts to run towards the wall between platform 9 and 10, careful not to hit it too hard. But the shocking part is that the wall disappears and she passes the barrier, suddenly finding herself in platform 9 3/4. At first she thinks that she's just dreaming and goes with the flow. But when she figures out that everything is as real as it can get, Lexi realizes that she has the power to change everything and save everyone; because she knows exactly what is going to happen next and how to stop it, even though she is just a Muggle.