Geico lizard is making round around a strange neighborhood in L.A. trying to get more people to his insurance cult to save 15% or more on car insurance when he meets his soulmate: Zoboomafoo. What will happen next? Will they both get THEYRE happily ever after? Or will the Kratt brothers intervene and ruin something beautiful? Find out in my newest masterpiece!

I WAS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL WHEN WRITING THIS. dont drink alcohol kids. It leads to bad life choices and ever worse wattpad fanfictions...

The crazy story of Thomas the Tank Engine and his journeys with his driver. it glos tf up as you keep reading trust me xx

I regret my commie phase

Heather McNamara is given a second chance at life (y'know because veronica found her in time) after her suicide attempt. She got treated during the summer before college and is on her way, but something, or someone, stops her in her tracks. Things fall apart once more. This is the second book, so if you haven't read "Be Normal" please do so before this book :) TW: This book may contain serious subject matter, so if you are affected by depression, eating disorders, suicide, self harm, please find a more happy book. Thank you.

just some random short stories i made

This is my first official story (?) so its most likely going to be really shitty just saying and a speacial thank you to freecandykidnapper for helping with the descriptions of some of the characters

Aight so this story was made on a bus in the time span of somewhat less than a month by four third graders, one fourth grader, and two fifth graders so it really doesn't make that much sense. Imma try to update but since we have dat corona virus it's hard because the others would help me write

Just my shitty art

This book is just basically some random ass shit from my camera roll. WARNING: THERE IS SOME MILDLY CREEPY THINGS