Summary: Simon Snow and Baz Pitch meet online and they get closer every day. There are complications in both of their lives. They take comfort in each other. or A crossover fic of Simon vs The Homo Sapiens Agenda and Carry On where Simon and Baz both have secret identities.

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to fight for her freedom. There's only one problem: a powerful man blocking her way.

Baz is the son of Mr. Pitch, the CEO of Pitch Industries. Instead of focusing on his business studies like he knows he should, Baz spends his time at the local tennis club. He has an obsession with the polo shirts, the courts, the racquets, and even a new obsession with the boy who works at the coffee shop next door: Simon Snow. Simon is a hard-working student who hasn't decided on a major. He has decided that he's got a passion for coffee, tea, and scones, so he works at the local coffee shop. His life is boring until one day a certain customer with long hair and pale skin comes in, fresh off the court and ready to steal his heart: Baz. Ranked #1 in the snowbaz tag! (11/17/19) Ranked #1 in the carry tag! (12/15/19-12/23/19) Ranked #1 in the Bunce tag! (12/15/19) Ranked #1 in the carryon tag! (1/3/20)

Snowbaz onshot. Baz just really wants to kiss Snow. I'm sorry if this is trash, it's my first Carry On fic.