Better out then in I always say

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

I'm sorry

All in the title /|\

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.