After the Android Revolution, a law was created to give rights to androids to be treated as equal to humans. Unfortunately, not everyone is in agreement of this idea. One of these people are Gavin Reed. Ever since the law was passed, Gavin has been deteriorating. His opinions starts to affect his work. So as a way to solve this problem he is given an android partner, an RK900 model, Conan. Neither Gavin nor Conan is pleased with their situation. WARNING: Swearing (as you can see in the title), none of these characters are mine (obviously), the story is written in Gavin's perspective but with third person pronoun, I'm not that knowledgeable about the Police so I apologize in advance if I get anything wrong. Also: this fic is 90% crack cuz I can't do serious. I take it back it's 100% crack. I take it back it's 9000% crack. Changes in universe: RK900 will be referred to as Conan (as said in the summary), Gavin and Elijah are twins (although Elijah is barely mentioned [nevermind he's in the story now]), and there is also romance between Gavin with Conan and Hank with Connor and more (Uh... I guess spoilers to this fanfic: Elijah and Leo because I felt like it) Comments and corrections are welcomed. (Please tell me if I had made a mistake)

Nines, an Rk900 Android, saves his DPD partner from a deviant attack. After hostility, 28 stab wounds, and some tea Gavin realizes that Nines isn't so bad. They bond, and realize that the other species isn't as bad as once thought. Sure, their friendship is okay. It's built off of bad jokes, near death experiences, sexual tension, alcohol and pizza but who cares? Not y'all nasties apparently lmao have fun ;)

Prince Bubba Gumball has always been secretly in love with Vampire King Marshall Lee. The vampire king must try to get over his fear of heartbreak and loneliness in order to make a relationship work, not to mention the Prince has no idea about his raging depression. Will they be able to make it work? Or will Marshall let his fears stand in the way of true love? Warning: This story includes sexual content and self harm. Please read at your own risk. Also: All pictures belong to sounf ❤️ Completed Prequel: A Prince in Distress

When slacker Gilbert Beilschmidt gets stuck rooming the school loner Ivan Braginski, Gilbert is forced to realize something that will change the rest of his college life.

"Tell me," Hawks' voice is like honey- smooth and almost sickly sweet, "What do you like about me the most?" Dabi can see that shit eating grin, even if he wasn't looking at the hero- the smugness dripping off of that question is nearly enough to make him drown. For a fleeting heartbeat, Dabi mulls over how it would feel to drown in a vat of honey. He concludes that it couldn't be the worst way to go.

Karkat's entire life was going to change after his father won the lottery. "A private island", he said. He never said they weren't alone. I'm updating the story, since I wrote it last in 2017. Art credit to Ikimaru. Contains curse words and mentions of depression.

Dave Strider, not your average normal kid. He seems to be a cool guy, gaining popularity quickly, but his secret is getting harder to sustain in the darkness of his shades and instincts. Karkat Vantas, just your low status ball of rage. He meets Dave after being called into the councilors office. Of course he despises having to "babysit" him the first few classes before an incident happened with the 1950's goons of Cronus Ampora. What will happen later on once the incident is solved, because Cronus had no partake in it? Will Dave be able to sustain his secret in the dark? Or will he be able to trust Karkat enough to tell him his secret? How will Karkat react to it if the secret is revealed?

Jake is an Omega. Dirk is an Alpha. two separate types two separate worlds and views. Jake has tried to hide his identity for years and had succeeded until it happened...and thats when a spiraling path of fear, had begun for the Brit. Can Dirk protect his best friend, and love from falling into a dark pit of nothingness?

A story in which Kankri Vantas is a colossal fucking question mark. (Eventual NSFW? Mature language.) (TW: MENTIONS OF PAST ABUSE, MENTAL TRAUMA, PANIC ATTACKS) HAS BEEN #8 HOMESTUCK (Cover image by alver615 on Tumblr)