"you're going to hell, ashton irwin."

tall, blonde, blue eyed captain of the basketball team luke hemmings was the school's bad boy. he had girls left right and centre falling at his feet. forced to leave her previous school, introvert felicity matthews had became reluctant to even leave the house, conscious of her every move. they are a prime example of polar opposites therefore it is not much of a surprise how taken aback everyone is when they take a liking to each other. but is it all too good to be true? NOTE: this story includes sexism!! yes it clearly is an awful thing and feel free to leave comments about how terrible some of the characters are for this but please bare in mind that this is (obviously) NOT my opinion (again, obviously!!). any comments from now on accusing me of this shall be deleted. [...also I wrote this literally three years ago and I'm unlikely to get round to posting more anytime soon so please don't bother reading if unfinished shit annoys you lmao.]

in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped

"Welcome to the chase. Might as well just call it Hell." cover by @Iucifer