don't take this to heart you damn liberal

Donald Trump X Reader [HIGHEST RANK: #1 IN #FURSONA] how could you resist his raggedy hair his wrinkly orange skin his whopping 2 centimeter peepee 4 in 5 Doctors Recommend you read this for your health!!!!!!

Shrek has been super lonely since Fiona left him for Donkeh and took the kids. He started acting out like every 24 year old. He is basically a man whore now. But maybe that can change, with the right persons help. Kanye left Kim after he found dirt on her family. He signed a contract from Rumplestiltskin to go to Far Far Away. On one condition, he finds his true love and falls for him within a month. I am in the process of re-writing this so if you want an actually good chapter then go to the chapter called The Gayest Ogre (it's one of the newest) Disclaimer: I wrote the beginning in 7th grade so lol and I'm keeping it because who cares