In which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-

Midoriya 14 years old,decided to take Bakugou's advice When he was ready to jump,a notification pop up 'that's weird...usually mother won't call at times like this' Curious,he open his phone. Unknown Number : Dad,Pops hide the coffees again... It was an unknown number Greeny:uh..you have the wrong number.. Unknown Number : Oh...Sorry,hope I didn't bother you with what you were doing Greeny : It's fine,wasn't important anyways.. Unknown Number : Are you sure ? Greeny : Yep! Read to find out what will happen. Will Midoriya Jump? If he did,would he survive? What if they meet one day? What will happen? This is Shindeku by the way If you don't like the ships here,you can go and find other books (Lesbian/Gay ships included) There will be suicidal thoughts,violence?Bad words and some other mess up shiz English is not my language so...there will be a lot of grammar's mistake,Feel free to correct me This is my first poor attempt The covers and arts aren't mine,characters not mine This is all inspire from most of the chatfic i've reads Hope u guys enjoy it!

Izuku is a professional hacker that uses his hacking skills as well as physical strength to fight crime. He works in a small cafe as a barista, one which pro hero Aizawa frequents. Aizawa had been struggling to gather information about a vigilante that had been dealing with crimes neglected by police. Little did he know, the vigilante had been making him coffee every morning. Aizawa discovered the vigilante wasn't as old as they had predicted and was undeniably living alone. With crime on the rise, the vigilante seemed to be injured every time they met. In order to protect him from the dangers of villains, he will have to capture him first. [TW's include panic attacks, suicidal ideation, self harm and abuse.]

Izuku: ohmygod Dig: he's doing it again Izuku: ERASERHEAD??? Aizawa: Nedzu, who's this? Rat God: a human child that was spontaneously and suspiciously added to this chat. We're having a conversation with him ~Alternatively~ Izuku is "accidentally" added to a chat full of U.A. staff and is subsequently adopted. Immediately. What could go wrong? *UPDATES WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT CUZ I GOT D E PRESSION

Izuku Midoriya has been the hero killers apprentice sense the age of ten. One day his father figure Stain says it is time for Izuku to be Japan's new hero killer on his own. Stain left for America that day. Izuku has killed many heros and has only found two true heros Erasehead and President Mic by the age of 14. Most of UA are true heros to him and Stain. He always looks at a heros actions before killing them. He stalks many heros before the kill. No one ever saw him coming. Shigadeku Just know I can't spell very well. Please don't tell me of spelling mistakes. Any other mistakes are welcome. (Like me) The cover is not mine

"What was the line you said after I asked you if someone with a non-fighting quirk is able to be a hero? Oh ya, you said 'Sorry kid but you need a powerful quirk to be a hero...' So since I couldn't be a hero I decided to become a villain. After all you did say I didn't have the qualities to be a hero. So father I'll ask again. Why do you even want me still? Is it because I know where your greatest enemy is hiding? Or are you scared ill ruin your reputation on being a hero?" ------------------------------- Yo hope you enjoy

All Izuku wanted to be was a hero. A hero who could save others. A hero who didn't have a quirk. No one believed him. His mother, his friend, but the last straw his hero. No one knew that someone like him was a important to both heroes and villains. Only now villains have found his importance first. [UNDER EDITING]

Swan Dive Summary The Slime Villain Incident, and the events leading up to it happen one year earlier. Izuku, broken and lost in the face of All Might's words, decides to take Kacchan's advice. But a familiar Underground Hero won't let a young life end so quickly. How will a simple right-place-right time scenario change things? OR: Aizawa Shouta saves the life of Midoriya Izuku and finds himself with a new apprentice and surrounded by a quickly growing family circle. What has he gotten himself into? Heavy Dadzawa and Dadmic. Auntie Nemuri and eventual redeemed Bakugo.

Izuku gets abandoned at the U.A gate as a baby and now the U.A staff has to come together and learn how to take care of the little broccoli boy. Updates every month! Disclaimer I don't own the picture or MHA!

Izuku Midoriya is found by Touya and Enji Todoroki one starlit night