You've lived most of your teenagerhood as a major fan of Dan and Phil, and a proud member of the Phandom (shipping them or not, your choice.) You wake up one day to find yourself seemingly inserted into Dan's life as his best friend, and the next day inserted into Phil's life. You alternate being your two favorite YouTubers' best friend. Finally, you notice that Dan and Phil are notably absent from each other's lives: they've never met. You're torn between wanting to bring the two YouTubers together to create the amazing Phandom, but you also want to continue spending your life with them. And on top of that, you only have room for one life- Dan or Phil? Note: Please read the whole story! It won't make sense if you skip chapters.

No hate pls!!

"Hey," You looked up from your phone and to your dad. "I'm getting us food okay? Watch him, don't let 2413 go." ---------- (AN: 100k! //O M F G// Thank you so much!!! This is an AU fanfic of Kanato Sakamaki from Diabolik Lovers. All of the things that I'll write here aren't realistic so if you want those stuff go to the non fiction of Wattpad. The anime does not belong to me ^-^) (Cover made by @skyestorms ^-^ Highest Rank: #223 Short Story 2/16/15 :D)

You'll have to find out what the title means. This is also a songfic at parts. EXTREMELY SLOW UPDATES

An 800 year old vampire crosses paths with the one and only slender man who apon meeting her takes an interest in her.