"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. "Leave me alone." I hiss through gritted teeth before storming out of the kitchen, leaving behind my sandwich. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ A 16 year old girl named Courtney is not your average teenager. She buys her clothes from the men's section and only has two friends. But not for long. Her mother gets proposed by a wealthy man and she is forced to live with the school's biggest player. Unfortunately for her, he doesn't know how to mind his own business...unless he's with a girl. 1 girl, 1 boy, 1 marriage, 1 confusing relationship. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ ©2015, Kim Herz

This fanfic is a throne of glass that takes place post EoS and it ignores a lot of what happens in KoA. It will start with a different version of how aelin gets rescued and goes from there.

Faith Mitchell was never confident. She was happy to blend into the background, much to the protest of her friends. At 16, her life was a normal teenage cliche. She was in love with Jace, the obnoxious player who she couldn't have, and her biggest worry was whether or not he would finally come to his senses and see that she really was the one for him. That is until she is kidnapped and recruited by a secret agency of assassins. She is torn away from her normal teenage life and thrown into a world of guns, knifes and criminals. The agency mold her into the perfect killing machine, and at 19 she is no longer the shy girl that was snatched away from her uncomplicated life, but a ruthless killer who will stop at nothing to complete whatever mission she is on. Then, the agency has a new mission which involves Faith returning to her hometown, and facing her friends, family and the very boy who broke her heart just before it turned into stone. What will happen once Faith comes face to face with Jace? Will the obnoxious player be able to reach out and get the old Faith back without pressing any of her wrong buttons, considering that the shy girl he once knew now has a gun. (WATTY AWARDS 2011) (THE FICTION AWARDS 2017) ©makeandoffer

Some funny things fan girls do

This book will probably have extremely fast updates! It's one of many, I'm sure, but it's a book of jokes and memes that have to do with the fandoms me and many other people love, including Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, The Maze Runner and Once Upon A Time. I hope I make you laugh with at least some of the jokes in this book. Most will be pictures from the internet, but there will maybe be a few that I invent in there, who knows? Just have fun flipping through this and I really hope you enjoy! -sirius77

Fandom memes from Percy Jackson Heroes of Olympus Divergent Finding Nemo Avengers Lord of the Rings Other...

Celaena Sardothein has changed her identity and stepped into a new school to escape her past. Will she be successful in keeping it a secret and yet uncovering the reason for her torment? Dabbling with dark past, new school, friendship, bullies and possibly love, Celaena explores herself in a new world. A Throne of Glass Modern AU (COMPLETED)

Sam wasn't killed he was taken prisoner by Arobynn Hamel and Celaena thinks he is dead. When he finds out she is alive be escapes and is put into the competition for a place to be one of the king's champions.

Forced to share his bed with an attractive stranger, Ash Jamieson suddenly finds himself confronted with feelings he thought he'd repressed. ***** Riddled with adolescent angst, lavished with profanity, and adorned with more cheese than your favourite take-out pizza, Top and Tail chronicles the life of Ash Jamieson as he haphazardly navigates his way through malicious schoolmates, whackjob teachers, disillusioned parents, imbecilic athletes, audacious girls, and of course, his most pressing problem: the subdued pretty-boy that has suddenly invaded every aspect of his life. Being a teenager is hard, ok? ***** Top and Tail is posted exclusively on Wattpad! If you're reading this elsewhere, you're reading an unedited, stolen version where illegal sites profit off my work :( The official version is FREE to read at it's home on Wattpad! [Featured in Teen Fiction 2016] [Completed 2011]

Okay so for those of you who haven't read heir of fire DONT I repeat DONT read this!! There are some spoilers contained!! Read only if you have read heir of fire! You have been warned So I love the pairing of Rowan and Celaena so I decided to do one!! Hope you like it!! ~TheVampireChild Thank you for reasing it!!!! 1.5K ^^