Why is Kakashi always reading those adult books? Do you ever wonder whats actually on the pages? Maybe he just likes everyone to think he's tough... I do not own Naruto or any characters.

13 years ago two of the legendary Sanin Jiraiya and Tsunade had a drunken one night stand that neither remember or would ever remember, but that one drunken mistake created their daughter Creed. But sadly neither of them would ever know that they had a daughter, for as soon as Orochimaru noticed the signs that Tsunade was pregnant with Jiraiya's child he waited until the child was born to take her from them.

Orochimaru never became a missing-nin. The Fourth Hokage still stood tall. There was no Uchiha Massacre. The Akatsuki never existed. Madara never became a problem. What could go wrong in such a perfect world? Sakura Haruno had always been alone, and at thirteen, she abandoned Konoha. She had to run from her past, but what exactly would wait for her in her future? @NarutoWattyAwards 2014 Third Place Winner in the General Naruto Category! *Written from 2013-2015*

A Queen and her Five Princesses have joined forces with a King and Five princes. Every thing is NOT what it seems. Banana's go wild, Talking Lolipops,Crossovers-You name it!! Who ends up with who? Pairings: SausSaku NaruHina NejiTen Shikatem SaiIno. Some characters are OOC, I apologize. I also take forever to update, but my chapters are still horrible either way, I apologize again. Editing in process!!

Kiko, Deidara's sister, is a mute due to a traumatic incident with Deidara's explosions. Joining Akatsuki and being placed in a team with Deidara and Sasori, Kiko starts to slowly find love with the silent puppet master. Can Sasori, a puppet, love her back? Will Kiko ever find her voice again?

“I mock you. I insult you to no end. I DESTROYED your village.” Sasori’s voice, in contrast to his intense gaze, remained deathly calm. “No matter how much I try to push you away, you stay. Why?” His look turned desperate, and it broke my heart. “Because,” I began, trying to hold back my emotions. “You’re letting me.”

"You will fail. I won't let you get past me." She could hear the venom in his voice as she saw a smirk creep up to his face. "Over my dead body." Thrown into a prison that took almost half her life, 12-year old Hikari's known nothing but pain. So when a former ANBU captain helps her escape and takes her under her wing, it's no surprise that her words are like an arrow to the heart. But nothing ever lasts long as trouble stirs in the Hidden Mist. Hikari is forced to leave without warning and somehow manages to wash up on the shores of Konoha. It seems danger has a way on sticking close to the young girl, and when war comes knocking on their door, how far will she go to protect those she loves? She was protected in the past, and now it is her time to protect them. ------ Written on: October 9, 2014 Cover used was created by @Star-Vader. Thank you! :3 Videos and pictures used in this story belong to their rightful owners.

My name is Harmony Kakureta Merodi and to say it simply; my life is screwed up. Just a couple of days ago I was on my way to fight in the war with my teammates/friends, but today, I'm some how a genin again, with a different squad, but that's not the kicker. My best friend, who just turns out to be the only person left on our squad that's alive, is now 13 years older than me! Fate must either really hate me or really love messing with my mind because along with that little fact and some other shit that happens later one I'm surprised I haven't gone insane yet! Well, isn't my life just lovely... Or filled with lovely madness. -------------------- Completed, but still editing