um I mean go ahead I guess. no childhood refund included.

Lyrics to the most sexual PG song in history. - Gwilled Cheese Sandwich

Lumpy and the Lumpettes stealing songs

You find yourself in a flurry of emotions over your one true love... Kermit... it's going to be tough to gain your senpai's attention as an obstacle has come between you too... it is soon apparent that Kermit is in fact in an abusive relationship with the treacherous shrek and it's going to take more than anime girl traits to win this fight for your hubby's heart

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

OH DADDY POD SQUEEZE THE WHITE SOAP OUT OF MY TIGHT PLASTIC CLOSING 😩💦💦💦💦💦💦

A love story between a human and a Tidepod. Watch as the plot thickens as the couple goes through difficult times.

Amber is an average human girl. She meets a very sexy vampire named Tim and she becomes instantly attracted to him. Tim is oblivious to her feelings. He only wants to drink her blood. Over time their friendship blossoms into a hot and embarrassing, steamy romance. However, odds are not in their favor. Together, Tim and Amber must sacrifice everything to destroy the Illuminati.

Senior year can mean lots of things for people. For Natsu, it simply means turning over a new leaf - not letting his past define his happiness, actually attempting to get his homework taken care of, and maybe making it to graduation without going insane. However, Natsu's plans for senior year vanish before the year hasn't even started, all thanks to new guy Gray Fullbuster, the most interesting, captivating, unique person Natsu has met. But unluckily for him, he's also the most annoying, moody, rude person he's ever met. So Natsu takes on the challenge - to melt Gray's protective outer walls and reach his core to discover the true Gray inside. He know's its going to take a lot of work and a lot of patience, but he's up for the challenge to see behind those sightless eyes. Oh, right. Gray just so happens to be blind. Like it wasn't hard enough already. Warning: Major angst, fluff, and OOC-ness. ©hanlovespasta // 2014

[Book Two in the Angel Series] Having just escaped the treacherous Hakai Laboratory, Natsu and Gray are on the run. They have three goals in mind: Stay out of sight, stay out of trouble, and stay alive. What starts as a period of peace and freedom at the world-famous superhero headquarters morphs into a twisted nightmare when everything starts to go horribly wrong. With a pack of new, dangerous enemies on the loose, it's up to Gray and Natsu to crack the mysteries and protect Starlight City and themselves once again before it's too late. - - - - ©hanlovespasta // 2016 Insprired by the Maximum Ride series by James Patterson.