take me || tweety bird x shrek || 18+

um I mean go ahead I guess. no childhood refund included.

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Lyrics to the most sexual PG song in history. - Gwilled Cheese Sandwich

LET ME WET A SUPERMAN

Lumpy and the Lumpettes stealing songs

50 Shades of Green - Kermit x Reader

You find yourself in a flurry of emotions over your one true love... Kermit... it's going to be tough to gain your senpai's attention as an obstacle has come between you too... it is soon apparent that Kermit is in fact in an abusive relationship with the treacherous shrek and it's going to take more than anime girl t...

Shrek X Obama

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

the tide in me ↠ a tide pod fan fiction

OH DADDY POD SQUEEZE THE WHITE SOAP OUT OF MY TIGHT PLASTIC CLOSING 😩💦💦💦💦💦💦

Tidepods: A Love Story

A love story between a human and a Tidepod. Watch as the plot thickens as the couple goes through difficult times.

Toilet

Amber is an average human girl. She meets a very sexy vampire named Tim and she becomes instantly attracted to him. Tim is oblivious to her feelings. He only wants to drink her blood. Over time their friendship blossoms into a hot and embarrassing, steamy romance. However, odds are not in their favor. Together...

Melting Gray [Gratsu]

Senior year can mean lots of things for people. For Natsu, it simply means turning over a new leaf - not letting his past define his happiness, actually attempting to get his homework taken care of, and maybe making it to graduation without going insane. However, Natsu's plans for senior year vanish before the year ha...

The Angel Uprising [Gratsu]

[Book Two in the Angel Series] Having just escaped the treacherous Hakai Laboratory, Natsu and Gray are on the run. They have three goals in mind: Stay out of sight, stay out of trouble, and stay alive. What starts as a period of peace and freedom at the world-famous superhero headquarters morphs into a twisted nightm...

Divine Day | Fire Emblem Awakening (Holiday Shepherds Book 1)

The holy festival of Divine Day is a foreign concept to Robin. Luckily, Chrom is determined to make her first experience a perfect one. But it's just months after the war against Plegia ended, and they still haven't announced their engagement. Robin is beginning to wonder when they will. After all, what could be bett...

Invisible Ties | Fire Emblem Awakening (Novelization)

[Fire Emblem Awakening novelization.] When Robin wakes up at the border of a strange country, she has no memory of her past. Taken in by the Prince of Ylisse, she becomes the tactician of his militia and soon falls head over heels in love. As war ravages his land, she tries to focus on the present. But when her vision...

The Black Angel [Gratsu]

[Book One in the Angel Series] The Black Angel is an anonymous hero. He saves the damsel in distress and then magically flies off into the sunset. He keeps evil out of Starlight City, and everyone is dying to know just who is behind that black satin mask. The Black Angel keeps danger away, Gray's unfortunate enough to...

Donald trump X Bernie sanders

Donald was the cute transfer student from across town, but what happens after she meets the class rebel, Bernie sanders.

A family? (Naruto fanfic)

K. I already did a story on Naruto but this will be different. Unfortunately I can't write descriptions well and I also wanted to add I wont be updating this story as frequently as the other one, k. Btw I do read the manga and watch the anime so don't think I didn't. Because a lot of things happen that don't actuall...

Devil's Trinity

Not written by me. The original author is coral_dragon and not_any_fangirl on Archive of Our Own. END is a demon emperor from another dimension. Lucy gets kidnapped and taken to other universe, Natsu follows. They all end up fucking. It's a lot more complex than this, but that's a whole novel in and of itself. It was...

THE CHASE

When a handsome College student meets a beautiful blonde in a club, he couldn't help want her to be his. Will the blonde willingly fall into the man's arms like any other woman or will she play hard-to-get? Hiro Mashima own the carecters ATTENTION !!!!!! : THERE WILL BE LEMON

The Chasing

All his life, Natsu Dragneel has been told the horrors of Alphas. Of how they raped the Omegas they capture and turn them into nothing but a body to fuck and bear children. So you can only imagine the absolute dread that coursed through his bones when his name was called to participate in this years chasing. All he ha...