Hello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!' This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more! WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That is not my problem because they are NOT MINE! Also this book may have you crying from laughing so hard. So I suggest that you should keep some tissues next to you.... That is all.

Molly was always considered a freak. Strange things happen around her and nobody wants to be her friend. Her whole life will change when she discovers her real name, her biological family, and her true identity. Join Molly and her adventures through Hogwarts. Btw, her real name isn't Molly. Mwuahahahaha!

I don't like One Direction. So can someone please tell me why I'm stuck on a game show with the five boys who have stolen millions of girls' hearts?

Basically...what the title says. E.N.J.O.Y

Just a book about all the dumb fan fic moments I have read in real stories. These are all things that I have noticed in fan fiction that I have read. :) This is my newest book :) aileen_payne12™ (Book started on February 5, 2014 at 9:49 am)

Lottie's on a mission. It's hers, as well as George, Fred and Alex's final year at Hogwarts, and they're as a determined as each other to make it through with a bang. Hand in hand, Lottie and George battle through the year and turn the love tables around on Fred and Alex. But with Lord Voldemort on the rise and an invasion of pink, Will Lottie manage to keep Alex sane enough to get her to the end of the year when they can finally do their part in the fight against Lord Voldemort by joining Dumbledore, Lupin, Tonks, Sirius, Fred, George and the other Weasley's in the Association of the Sparrow ... or whatever it's called. *Strong and strange words will be found inside*

Some dumb things that get said too often in fanfics

Colette has been living with Mrs Figg for as long as she can remember. She knows next to nothing about her true self but she knows Privet Drive is not her real home. On the event of receiving her Hogwarts letter four years late, she runs away with the Chosen One when he manages to blows up his aunt in a spat about his parents. Hogwarts throws everything at her, from O.W.L. exams to the infamous Weasley twins. Plus, to top it all off, there's a mass murderer on the loose. In the first of her last years at Hogwarts, is Lottie able to keep her life perfectly on balance at any point, along with dealing with all the other problems and people the school brings and the new knowledge of her real family? ** Contains some strange words and some strong words **

Lottie's back as a sixth year and is going back to Hogwarts on a low. With a fair to say awful 16th birthday along with not been able to see her newly found father who's gone on the run with his best friend, her very own best friend, Alex Tonks, has the hope the Triwizard Tournament is going to bring her spirits up. At least until the moment Harry's name is pulled out of the goblet and it seems Lottie's moods couldn't get much lower. That is ... until George stepped onto this scene, and Lottie can now feel everything changing ... slowly but surely. Follow Lottie as she tackles another year at Hogwarts, blowing up the castle with Alex, running all over the track with Fred and finding the one thing she wants and deserves. ** Contains some strange and some strong words. **

Marie, ein Mädchen, das von Zuhause abgehauen ist und zu ihrem besten Freund Louis Tomlinson geflüchtet ist. Was sie nicht weiß ist, dass Louis inzwischen nicht mehr alleine, sondern mit seinem Kumpel und Bandkollegen Harry Styles zusammen wohnt. Dieser versucht mit allen möglichen Mitteln Marie für sich zu gewinnen. Seht selbst, ob er das schaffen wird…