a-li-amphibian
you see, jared has this problem of saying things in almost a pilot mode. whenever he approached someone, he'd say something either stupid or insulting, or both, most of the time.
the thing is, he lies a lot. like, way too much. lies about little, meaningless things. more than a normal person should, or would anyway.
(jared is not a normal person, but everyone already knows that.)