Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire? Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross? How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange? Read on to possibly find out. Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. Cover is by @panickedsociety (Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)

Madison is an 18-year-old college freshman with her life planned out. All she wants to do is go through college as quickly as she can until Miles enters her life, bringing her nothing but trouble.

{DISCLAIMER: This story was written 7 years ago and is HIGHLY unedited} I was dared to lay on the hood of his car for five minutes in my bikini. It's not like he would walk out of the house and catch me laying there...No, never...So to take the dare or not too?... They never truly knew what they were getting into when 4 innocent girls decided to play a risky game of Truth or Dare. Soon, they will find themselves in a game of: love, lies, and betrayal that will last till the end of the story ... or as they see it their lives. A/N: I take no credit for the book cover- fans make me covers

After a hot-headed playboy billionaire stands her up for a career-making interview, blogger Sweet vows to ruin his reputation. The only catch? It requires her to strike a fake-dating deal with the enemy. Standalone in The Billionaire's Sweet Trouble series *** When sensational blogger and small-town farmer's daughter Sweet Treble promises her publisher an exclusive interview with notorious Greek billionaire Sebastian Stavrakos, she knows she's on the precipice of getting everything she's ever wanted. That is, until Sebastian stands her up not once, not twice, but three times, and she decides to sour his reputation to get even. Sinfully handsome Sebastian grew up with the keys to his family's business empire, but a string of playboy antics have him on thin ice with his parents. When Sweet goes on live TV to expose his behaviour, what starts as a missed interview spirals into a media storm that threatens the CEO position he's spent his entire life hedging for. Sebastian has his eyes set on revenge. Sweet has her heart set on karma. But as their plans backfire, they decide to strike an outrageous deal: fake date for the media, repair Sebastian's reputation, and write an exclusive that will launch Sweet's first book to the bestseller list. But what happens when the fiery hatred between them grows into something more? And when Sweet's high school sweetheart, Jace, returns to town, how will she choose between the comfortable good guy and the enticing bad boy? Can revenge turn into romance, or will the playboy get a taste of his own medicine? Cover designed by Louise de Ramos

Lilly Moore has been abused her entire life. Never having learned how to speak, she talks in fractured sentences. No one taught her about life, leaving her clueless about the world. After an accident, she finally escapes, only to have nowhere to go. Jaxson Steele, is a powerful Alpha who is known for being patient and kind. Hearing of a rogue on his territory, he sets off to check it out. He never expected to find his mate sitting on the fallen leaves, covered in blood. Having to work through Lilly's troubles, their relationship isn't as smooth as most mates. Throw in vengeful parents and surprise twists, their life just got a lot more difficult. Can Lilly learn to love Jaxson, even with all the challenges she's facing?

Sequel to "Fifty Shades Of Sed"; Read to find out what happened after Sam and Ed went their separate ways. And if their love will ever be rekindled.

"Never call a girl a bitch," I glared into his eyes as he opened them, piercing into me, the bright blue drink I had just poured over him still dripping from his dark hair. "Or she just might act like one." I gave him one last sarcastic smile before pushing by him and walking away, practically strutting. Well, this year will be fun... • • • • Crystal Summers; a self-proclaimed expert in all things sarcastic and the human embodiment of destructive decisions. Trying to get away from her troubled past, she moves with her mom to California to start a new life, and potentially not screw this one up. There, she quickly meets Scarlett and Savanah, her new-found partners in crime, and her life finally begins to feel normal again for the first time in years. But she just so happens to also collide with the school's sexy, notorious jackass, Ashton Monroe.. and his pack of asswipes. She loathes him, and the feeling is mutual. But as the poets say, the line separating love and hate is a very thin one. And often times, when two people hate each other, it can grow into much more. Hopeless devotion, if you will... • • • • !!!TRIGGER WARNING!!! • slight mention(s) of suicidal concepts • substance abuse, addiction, anxiety, PTSD • sexual assault, domestic abuse • strong language and mature scenes • • • •

A street girl and a savage ruler must rely on each other to unravel a family secret and save a nation from the brink of war. ***Sorayi is an orphan who is captured by the evil Prince Orion Balan, a man her people refer to as Satan himself. When Sorayi realizes that there is something special about her that Prince Balan wants, she must decide if she is willing to help him achieve his dark goals. As Sorayi flees from the military forces in Delion Palace, she discovers that Prince Balan isn't exactly who she thought he was. When Orion discovers a devastating family secret that forces him to question everything he ever knew to be true -- Sorayi must decide where her loyalties lie. *** 80,000-90,000 words

A young man, haunted by his wife's betrayal, turns to vampirism to keep her. *** Blake Thorne was betrayed by his wife Vivienne. A year ago, she ran away with their unborn son, Orion. When she returns to Manna City, he is ready to strike back at her for breaking his heart. He soon discovers, Vivienne and her father have other plans for him. Vivienne blackmails Blake into fighting a war against the hostile foreign nation of Nivarrin in order to save his infant son. As Blake finds himself roped into Vivienne's diabolical plans, the other aristocrats of Manna City begin to turn against him. *** Content warning: This story contains mature sexual content, themes of betrayal, suggested sexual assault, and violence. *** 90,000-100,000 words

♣She touched me, and left a reason to exist.♣ ••• This is a work of fiction. All characters and events are imaginary. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Sylvain had a plan, he had it all sorted out. Revenge was the key to his vendetta. The key was to not catch feelings. It was a game until it wasn't. It was fun until feelings got involved. Lust, revenge, love a burning combination. That would pleasure you, break you and tear you apart. In the process of revenge would he let his feelings get a hold on him or will love win? They say accidents happen for a reason, but Diana's had a motive. That night, was the start of a dark road. A destructive road, that meant to cause an accident. That night, she sold herself to him, she was bound to him. She became his sinbound, his hostage. All because of an accident. Or so she thought. Get ready to discover secrets that will break you, haunt you, and tear you apart. © All rights reserved