"Richie can't you shut the fuck up!" "Make me pussy." "I will." UPDATE: DISCONTINUED

"you what?" stan breathed out. he couldn't believe what he was hearing. "i... i need you to fake date me. to make eddie jealous," richie mumbled, looking at stan with hopeful eyes. in which two boys who are hopelessly in love begin to fall in love with each other.

"i know it hurts sometimes, but you'll get over it."