( A Petekey AU , side Trohley, Brallon, Ryden) "He was doing the almost-smile thing again. I liked it when he did that, it was cute. As much as I hated the word 'cute' it seemed like the only appropriate word right now" A story in which Pete Wentz most certainly does not have an awful lot of gay feelings for Mikey Way and Mikey Way shares the same totally platonic, heterosexual feelings.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

A 22 year old psychopath draws us into a world of chaos, cynicism and callous murder. When you believe that your actions are insignificant in regards to the universe, there's nothing stopping you from taking whatever you want. The line between genius and insane is very thin, but only you can judge which side this narcissistic narrator speaks from.